I like the idea of it, but California is a cash cow and the US would never let that cash cow get away.

When a person has a systemic privilege, sometimes equality feels like oppression to them.

How have you never been stung by a bee? I’m genuinely asking.

I’ve been stung like a dozen times.

You would think, with all his money and outdoor polo playing, that he would KNOW that he has a severe bee allergy and carry an epi-pen.

Ah yes, they can walk to (checks notes) a gas station. Makes sense.

The fuck did Laos do?

This guy is a monster.

Ahhhh, that makes sense now: the child was black.

Gotta get those black people in prison and give them records.

“It was the first foray”.

It’s a great concept. This should inspire others. Things can change and get better and grow.

And pasta.

If you want to go the unethical route, tell the police that he’s wandering naked in his yard waving a knife and yelling threats.

Maybe after enough calls, he’ll get committed, which it sounds like that’s where he needs to be.

He’ll just keep claiming two weeks. Then one day that war will be over, and he’ll take credit.

And his base will believe that he ended the Ukraine war in two weeks.

Would you rather eat the 113-grammer burger? Or the 151-grammer burger?

This is so informative.

What about the guy who kept trying to show his nuts to everyone? I assumed he was both Latino and gay.

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Ohimark.

Yeah. Let’s not overcomplicate it. They’re bi with a preference for femininity.

Next they’ll offer him another very similar tower, perhaps twin-like.

We live in the stupidest timeline. What’s next?

Trumpifornia? Yomerica National Park? New Trumpsico? The American Ocean?

But that would require giving money away rather than making money.