There’s a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor’s goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we’re being honest with ourselves here.

Heat death any way you look.

Neat. How does this help me violate causality or skip over to a different planet? “Scientists discover we are trapped in an even deeper infinite fractal of hell from which there is no escape.”

I recommend turning off the device completely when an ad starts. This not only works, but has improved my entire life.

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I’m pretty sure the engines are burning coal, not oil.

They definitely have. You have to jump through hoops to request and delete your data from some data broker. I had to do this, it was a massive report with no context and arbitrary statements like “hard braking” and “excessive acceleration”. They sell the data to brokers who sell out to insurance companies to raise your rates based on these arbitrary reports.

I catch them in a glass and cover the top with a piece of cardboard then dump them outside. Spiders eat bugs. Go be free little guy!

And yet I cannot purchase a two thousand pound self-slamming door, which would be orders of magnitude safer.

Should we go back to fat cats?

Everybody is wrong. He was just a lot less wrong than anyone had ever been up until that point.

It’s biological terrorism through misinformation. Why drop a bio weapon when you can just mislead the ignorant into spreading measles?

As it turns out, we are all human and are all vulnerable to the same psychological manipulations. No country is immune without active resistance.

Just in case people outside of the US want to be smug about the state of things in America: the propaganda is coming for your country, and your people are not immune either.

Please let us continue to turn natural resources into microplastic pollution and diabetes.

Oh, laws were broken.

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Not to mention the entire premise is invalidated by a cursory review of the Alpha Centauri system.

I think this was an episode of Silicon Valley

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