They weren’t already doing this? I’m so glad that I downloaded all my photos and deleted them from Google Photos a few months ago with great hassle, I figured they would abuse them somehow if they hadn’t already so decided to de-google.

Fuck all this shit.

Cartoonists, too, need vacations

“Masturbating Skeleton”, major urban settlement, circa 2032

Couldn’t one just take a B/W photocopy?

I’m sending you trippy vibes, stim-brother.

Pope weak on crime just killed me

GENUINELY the village idiot is the ruler of the world. It’s straight up like from some medieval Arabian folk tale or some shit

Can someone help give Humpty Dumpty a push off the ledge?

Do you stock janties?

Can I have one with everything.

“You can’t close the strait! I close the strait!”

I’M NOT BROKEN I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING! I’LL KILL SOMETHING SWEET AND CUDDLY I SWEAR!

I’m fine.

I’m fine.

💀

The US and the rest of the world has the same week. For the same reason.

Sir, is this a Wendys?

Yeah I mean sure the files and all but nuclear armageddon does, indeed, kind of take precedence of mind

How is this normal? How is ANY OF THIS NORMAL?

He closed the Strait of Hormuz twice.

I would ford a river to get drugs.

Me listening to songs about a normal life on my way to pick up a kilo of meth

You know, when politicians doth protest too much I begin to wonder why they doth.

As long as they don’t ban just vanilla incest porn we’re good, fellas.