Proceeds to name her son Richard

Plain stupid

The different domain though. LLM hallucinations may lead to catastrophe, while assuming infinite mass of an electron in absence of electromagnetic field is neat

Trees are for liberal pussies

Lack of sleep leads to permanent brain damage. Don’t brag about it

That’s for 2027

harmless

Crashed on a bicycle because of it. Broke nothing, but a few scars on my face still there

I hate myself, but I perceive that I’m valuable to others. Of course it comes through the chain of thoughts that includes parts such as they are wrong and that I only create the very need I fulfill, but still

Yes

See? You can’t do anything

He’s cutting through noise with his apocalyptic rhetoric. He’s dangerous but not because he’s telling you he’s dangerous

As my friend in Microsoft likes to say: nobody knows what copilot is anymore, it’s just that thing. Sublime object in a way

He’s bullshitting.

It’s nothing compared to learning to walk, talk, and resist existential dread.

Having said this, I must admit that you live pretty full life

You just do nothing worth paying attention in these periods

At least motorcycles are fair. If the pedestrian dies, you die as well

Don’t be a civilian. Enlist

2 sheets of toilet paper.

Too little.

It’s hard to miss

Yes, but it happens

It doesn’t, it’s still in the bowl.

It does

It’s easier than it might seem.

I’ve been using this for a while, but then I realized that it wasn’t convenient for me and I stopped pooping altogether

Totally get you. My wife doesn’t support me financially and forbids me to date other girls

Bidet is cool, but how do you dry your ass? Also, what to do when you miss and a stream of water takes shit away off your asshole to other places like clothes and other parts of your body