…so just use the word “M’kay”!

I’ve done it straight through a few times when I was younger, but never cleanly. It’s damn hard.

I haven’t seen Goatse in many years, and I didn’t need that memory back.

I’d buy a ticket to that.

Even 23 years later…

I’m goin’, yes I’m goin’ (I’m a-goin’ to the) Goin’ to the (hard!) We’re goin’ (really goin’ to the) Goin’ to the, goin’ to the (hard!) Yes I’m goin’ to the HARDWARE STORE…

Any parents using the “spare the rod” excuse need a date with an industrial shredder.

The whole “American Idiot” album applies here, I think.

Personally, I think he should be the center of the sun’s problem.

Break me off a piece of that KitKat truck.

Has Moop been on strike lately?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Read it, you can read it, you can read it, you can read it…

Kids can handle much more than most adults give them credit for. If someone’s concerned about their kids misunderstanding something, maybe… yah know… watch it with them?

0% support to authoritarian-wannabe parents who try to control their kids’ access to information.

Metric. I’ve had my phone set up to display the temperature in Celsius for the last ~8 years so that I can get a sense of it without doing math all the time.

Generations that will grow up with morning-after pills will be fucked

I mean…

Corporal Punishment Sucks.

Definitely. It’s why I only milk bulls.

My head hurts.

If there’s a legitimate health and safety concern, I’m not saying a parent can’t say no, but a parent telling a kid their expression has to be limited by their parents’ own biases is too far. So… no playing tag on the freeway, but a parent shouldn’t be able to tell a kid to expeess themselves in ways they don’t want to or follow a religion they don’t want to follow.

In the US when I was growing up, some kids got kicked out of their homes for being queer or for not being “Christian” enough. This is what comes to mind.

Agreed.