Dutch jumpscare

What a delightful story 😄

Very nice news to see first thing in the morning, thanks

They’ll never let it go lol, just permanently triggered.

Not even the 90s, colleges up to the 2020s required your vaccines all be up to date. Knew someone who got screwed on having to pay out of pocket for a chicken pox vaccine their parents never got them as a kid and they weren’t able to buy books that semester because of it. American healthcare system is whack, vaccines should be free.

That was beautiful.

And the alt-text made me laugh hard enough to hurt myself lol

They’re little artists! 🎨

Allegedly, it’s piggybacking off some evolutionary tribalism instinct to protect our species’ young. But the instinct went too hard, so we want to preserve everyone else’s young too, like puppies and kitties.

But this explanation still doesn’t account for people who respond to baby schema in animals but find it repulsive in human babies lol

Quality science maymay

Pathetic.

Honestly, I didn’t care for it.

Went into it expecting Airplane-type humor and was sort of let down. I think I might have been born just past the cut off for the age demo where the jokes land, as well as for The Jerk, which I was shocked to find I didn’t laugh even once at the first time I finally put it on despite being a fan of most Steve Martin stuff. Oh well.

Ooo, this is a big one

Definitely on the Epstein list if they’re still alive

That’s nuts. I remember being 11 years old and one of our friends snuck a copy of South Park’s Bigger, Longer, and Uncut they stole from their older brother over to my place, and when they started singing the “Uncle Fucker” song, we lost our minds laughing, fumbling for the remote to turn down the volume before the neighbor ladies overheard and got us in trouble lol

It’s crazy how much Tiktok has normalized censorship for this generation

I’m not.

Who hurt you lol

My favorite thing about Russian is that most things translated to English sound so rude out of context, haha

Most of the speech sounds like aggressive dictation “Come over”, “Sit down”, which is such a stark contrast to the English manner of speech: “Do you think it might be possible if it doesn’t terribly trouble you to pass the salt?”

I also learned a little while ago that apparently this manner of speech is also seen as somewhat offensive in parts of Scandinavia because it’s seen as passive aggressive lol

Sneezing at a urinal must be terrible lmaoooo

Hahahahaha

UK tends to ignore them more, but they’re slowly adopting the North American culture.

It’s so weird how you can sneeze a million times and people will treat you like the panda meme, but a few coughs in the row and suddenly this quiet blanket of dread falls over the room like “Are they dying? Should we call the CDC?” 😂