The Oracle of Hexbear wants me to purge 
you all 
It's all fine now, this was earlier when the site was down.
Yeah while it was offline it gave me all these weird glitches everytime I refresh. It also wanted me to ban "QuillcrestFalconer".
It's very funny because I'm not even a mod or admin, this is my only account.
Heh heh....nothing personal about my previous bad takes. right guys?
Right guys?
?I had the same thing a few weeks ago
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It didn't let me ban anyone though
Ahh damn @PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net they almost got you
Should have banned me while they had the chance tbh
I probably would've tried it tbh, to see if it actually worked.
I'd tell someone I did it afterwards, maybe.
I think it's some CSS glitch, I'm not a mod or admin. So I don't think it would have worked even if I clicked ban while the site was down. Would be funny though, imagine everyone is banned because a regular user suddenly got access to the modtools lol.
You would've clicked the "ban everyone" button if it popped up, right?
I would ban myself and everybody around me in a heartbeat.
Liberate us from the machine!
The cycle must be discontinued!
Alaskaball purges the whole website, there are no records of hexbear even existing. Every now and then a liberal on one of the other federated instances recalls our presence.
We become the true specter that haunts the world.
We become communism!
banned 🚫
