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TomBombadil [he/him, she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years ago

Dilbert guy scares himself with a computer

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Dilbert guy scares himself with a computer

TomBombadil [he/him, she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years ago
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Truly a genius. Far too dangerous

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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

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  • AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social
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    2 years ago

    I one hundred percent believe that Scott Adams was hypnotized by a LLM.

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    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      "As a Large Language Model, I think you should put on the cat ears Scott"

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      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Meow like a good kitten and I'll tell you more about how deep my rabbit holes go

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    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]Banned
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      2 years ago

      You can hypnotize yourself if you stare in a mirror or watch a recording

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      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        This explains why binging TV shows is so addictive, it's hypnotism!

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        • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          It’s called television programming for a reason. think-about-it stay woke

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    • TomBombadil [he/him, she/her]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      This on those things that is an unforced self own.

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  • BeamBrain
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    8 months ago

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    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

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      • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        That was the Chinese secret police ya dingus.

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        • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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          2 years ago

          and they weren't even being secret!

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    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I'm pretty sure children are much smarter than some of these people

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      • Nakoichi [they/them]Banned
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        2 years ago

        I shit you not I heard an 11 year old kid buying candy at the cash register and he was legit explaining some basics of labor theory of value through the lens of candy price increases. Kids have damn good intuition.

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  • laziestflagellant [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Not sure why you'd want to advertise that you're extremely susceptible to suggestion but maybe that's why I'm not an alpha male

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    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]Banned
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      2 years ago

      Didn't he like recently get scammed for a shitload of money and then told people about that too

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      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Really? Does anybody have details on this?

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        • Black_Mald_Futures [any]Banned
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          2 years ago

          Lmfao found it

          Literally tweeting out that he's been scammed out of $50,000+ at least "5-7 times" amerikkka-clap

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          • ByteFoolish [he/him]
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            2 years ago

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          • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            Thanks.

            I've leave this here - https://xcancel.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1515824752891695104

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            • Kaputnik [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              Why are you all laughing? This man has cured hundreds of people from their various health issues using only advice

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            • Nakoichi [they/them]Banned
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              2 years ago

              Everyone is getting off a lot of jokes at your expense and no one is seeing the real man behind the tweets for the flawed, imperfect human you are. Don't listen to these creeps, some of us still care. Anyways Scott I need to see your wallet I'm the inspector

              michael-laugh

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    • TomBombadil [he/him, she/her]
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      2 years ago

      The computer told me to close my eyes and not think and I did. Check mate beta cuck

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  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Every time I hear something else about Scott Adams, I get more embarrassed about liking Dilbert when I was a shitty teen.

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    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      My godfather got me Scott Adams' business book when I was 10 for my birthday present

      I didn't even like Dilbert, I was a Calvin & Hobbes kid

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      • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]A
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        2 years ago

        I'm still a Calvin and Hobbes kid

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      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Calvin and Hobbes is still so good

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        • ComradePlatypus
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          • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            I remember that one!

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      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Christopher: "He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit."

        Adriana: "So that's when you keyed his car?"

        Christopher: "No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!"

        Adriana: "Pass it to yourself." And she walks angrily to the bedroom.

        He throws up his hands.

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      • StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 years ago

        No, he's like Kanye or musk, always insane but better at hiding it

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        • Wertheimer [any]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah, in one of his '90s books he had something about how daily affirmations could lead you to win big in the stock market, or some shit.

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          • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            Another one had his own personal theory of how the universe worked

            He has always been bonkers, but the chud type of bonkers is more recent. This particular post is pretty inline with how he's always been

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      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        He's probably gotten worse, but looking back, there were warning signs

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      • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        He showed hints of it when the tea party was taking off, but it was fairly level-headed stuff. The descent into madness was gradual, and I feel blessed to read his earlier posts where a germ of the madness started off.

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        • combat_brandonism [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I mean didn't he write some insane religious screed in the aughts?

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    • ComradePlatypus
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      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I had several of the cartoon books, but the only one I remember specifically is the one where Dogbert asks a recruit for the holy war (Linux vs Windows, I think?), "Can you chant?"

        Something about that just really tickled me.

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        • Nakoichi [they/them]Banned
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          2 years ago

          My dad had two Far Side collections in hardcover and I loved those things.

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  • Azarova [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    same vibes as that cult expert who said sissy hypno videos he found on the internet were CIA-tier brainwashing or somethingdata-laughing

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    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      badeline-jokerfied This is an incredibly high-tier bit!!

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    And you didn't let it hypnotize you into becoming a sissy cuckold? What kind of man are you?!

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    • Dessa [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Sure, I fantasize about being forcibly sissified and liling it. Plenty of cis people do, amirite lads?

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      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Helloooooo

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      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Show

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      • StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 years ago

        Ain't nothing gay about getting stuffed by the homies unless you cuddle afterwards... Or so I'm told

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      • VILenin [he/him]M
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        2 years ago

        Forcibly cissified Bwaaa

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      • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 years ago

        yes, there are literally dozens of us

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      • Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 years ago

        I do :hyperflush:

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    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]Banned
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      2 years ago

      He did, and that's why it's so dangerous

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  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    He sissy hypno’d himself

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    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah

      Rod Dreher, you have customer...

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      • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 years ago

        Drehner

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  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    last night i made my amazon alexa tell me a scary story and the ghost of lon chaney jr. popped out of the floor and he looked at me

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  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The prompt: You will not call your ex after drinking

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  • batsforpeace [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    hey you, did you know that The Digital God is coming, trust me on this, also if you can make a donation to our 'Society for AI Alignment' that would be great too

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  • underisk [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Is it possible to train an AI to convince people who believe LLMs are sapient to take a permanent vow of silence?

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  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    He was hypnotized long before the LLM got there.

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