I'll go first: I'm not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.
I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.
I've actually never met George Soros nor worked for him.
I spend more of my life on this website than I would ever confess to another person
I'm actually CIA.
We're pulling strings behind the scenes to get the site UP and save the domain name. It's preferable to keep all the weirdos in one place for easier observation.
It was me Hexbear. John Kerry, Silver Legion, Veganism, Outdoor cats, moving stones, throwing batteries into the ocean, liberalsocialist.
I'm the author of all your pain.
I have a crush on the person reading this and want to smooch them
Now that you're out, the plane's gonna right itself and we're all gonna live
I used to "ironically" be into vtubers but it has stopped being ironic a while ago
We should all become vtubers and open our own vtuber owned co-op agency as a bit but then it can eventually stop being a bit
Not into vtubers myself but the Holocure game is incredible so 07 to the holostars
Xi didn't really personally recruit me to make a CCP Brainwashing Milker. I just wanted you folks to think I was cool. I'm sorry for lying.
spoiler
It was China's ambassador to the US. We've been in contact for years now, ever since I got honeypotted by a CCP findom on tiktok.
I listen to it out of habit at this point you're not missing much. They used to be a lot more funny
See, now that you're out, the plane's gonna right itself and we're all gonna live.
My first and only celebrity crush was Elliot Page because I envied him for seemingly being a lesbian when I was still in denial.
But joke’s on me I guess.
