This dude is writing punchlines for political cartoons from 1838.
I'm disappointed in him. This is the shittiest nickname he's ever made. He's off hiis game
Donnie Fastball bouncing pitches in front of the plate. Sad.
People are saying he lost his heater folks! They're calling him Donnie Eephus now. Very sad, very very sad, I will say that. But Randy Johnson was very unfair to me for many years. He's a big guy, but he's very nasty.
It doesn't seem at all like something he would ever think of or say. I wonder who came up with it.
Ninja edit. At first I thought somebody in the White House thought of it. But maybe he stole it from Fox News because he had no inspiration.
Not true. Newsome would say that we should stop making fun of the terrible names because it might scare the moderate Republicans.
he's just gonna Thelma and Louise this thing off a cliff. critical support I guess
The fucking moralizing tough guy talk is so annoying.
spoiler
S&P gapped down about $20 since Friday so I guess they're panican.
You're panican about your future? What are you weak and stupid?
Strong brave words from our fearless leader.
Extremely on the nose fascist rhetoric even for trump, but he can't help himself from slipping in the branding huckster nicknames
lol,
trying to chain letter his way out of causing the Great-er DepressionI love the explaining the bit thing like some kind of tweet version of Ben garrison labeling every thing
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" is still the Sistine Chapel of tweets
I think Ted Cruz retweeting porn on 9/11 gets the crown for me
