always a bad start to the day getting iced by a luigi's

its called italian ice because its frozen bathwater from this guy

Show

another digit down

Are you a CEO?

I think the cold adds extra pain

Strawberry?

the standard flavors of Italian ice are lemon and cherry, not lemon and strawberry

You got iced Italian style

The human body is this walking contradiction where it's so durable people come out fine from what seems like catastrophic situations, but also it's so fragile if you fall 20 inches off the ground you break your neck and can be paralyzed for life.

(ironically) put some ice on it, and hope you feel better.

at least you had an icepack handy for your bruise

Mamma mia

I don't understand shaved ice/Italian ice/whatever else Americans call it. It just sounds like the midpoint between a slushy and an ice cube without the benefits of either.