Like, I don't mean in the cosmic horror sense that you're turning entire planets into playthings. I mean that, if he were human sized, he'd be a serial killer, right? Dude has shitty creepypasta mascot vibes like he's going to start bleeding red hyperrealistic blood from his eyes, you know what I mean?
Idk I just tried one of the games once a year ago and couldn't get over how scared I was of the king and it soured the whole game and I couldn't play it again.
Hell of a post to break my browsing streak on but hey
Smh afraid of queer characters, the king is so gay in the psp game the dialogue leans into
The king is just a homosexual doing homosexual things. Nothing to be afraid of!
Reading the lyrics
While smiling faces flooded the town, a petty evil lay hidden in the shadows [Note: the police]
One user comment was like even katamari knows acab
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Like you've never gone on a bender, made a mess of a galaxy, and set your kid out on cleaning it up?
