• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    i like the idea of buying property as a hedge against the political superstructure that recognizes and affirms said property ownership as legitimate.

    real 5-D chess moves from a powerful mind.

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      <puts on tao te chaching hat>

      What if we just had a paramilitary organization embedded within the state that could opportunistically make use of the state's crisis to make even more money and suppress working class organization?

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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      5 months ago

      yeah, brave to assume the debt won't be pawned off to some unholy financial conglomerate made out of G*rmans and HKers

  • shallot [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    You’re a millennial. You’re 40. You get a house with a 50 year mortgage. You pay it off until you die at 82. The bank keeps the house and the money. You beat the system somehow.

    I guess the plan is for hyperinflation to hit and then you just pay it all off or something.

      • shallot [she/her]
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        5 months ago

        Maybe I’m dooming too hard, but I find it easier to believe that the US will collapse than that the banks will. This feels like a sign that maybe I need to go outside or something.

        • zeca@lemmy.ml
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          5 months ago

          Depends on how it collapses. If through a revolution, you might keep you house and have your debt pardoned.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 months ago

      But what if the bankers are all killed before you die?

      • shallot [she/her]
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        5 months ago

        I will not fedpost

        I will not fedpost

        I will not fedpost

        I will not fedpost

      • Dessa [she/her]
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        5 months ago

        The AI bankers will be dispatched to collect

  • nothx [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    mentions IQ

    Nothing this guy says matters to me at all.

  • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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    5 months ago

    I didn't understand how this would be a leveraged short against the US government, but I'd like to know more!

    • spectre [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Unless I'm missing something, the only way you make money is if the inflation rate exceeds the interest rate on your mortgage. A 50-year mortgage is not going to have a good interest rate. Also, it is unlikely that your wage is going to match inflation (although it will increase so e due to inflation and maybe if you build a career you'll have a higher paid job ofc, but that isn't directly relevant to the post). The only way this makes sense is if there's a few years of massive massive inflation that beats your 50yr mortgage's rate, and I you have enough stonks to generate a useful return so you can pay down your loan balance for the inflation kicks in. I suppose you could also refinance at that point as well to a shorter term.

      It's not "120 IQ" it's the usual financial gaming/hedging/shorting and carries a fair amount of risk. I don't have much of any faith in the US/western real economy, but I also know "the house always wins".


      The more conservative move (so you don't have to fret about finances) is:

      • Have a lot of money (of course)
      • put the money in your retirement stonks (mutual fund etc) targeting a ~5% return and just let it ride
      • take a mortgage on a reasonably priced home at the lowest interest rate you can afford
      • short terms (15 years) = lower rates (key being that it's below the 5%) = free money cause your stonks go up faster than your mortgage interest
      • if inflation kicks in, you can pay off the debt earlier cause your stonks will go up faster

      If you pay it off early?

      • use excess funds to fund socialist activities or whatever
      • move to a nicer home that you can reasonably afford with equity in your old home, higher wages than when you were younger, and take another low interest short term mortgage
    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      5 months ago

      Me neither, and I wouldn't take financial advice from a twice-stolen shitpost

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      $1 million USD now > $1 million USD after xi-button

      As the borrower you get to have the $1m now, the lender gets the $1m + interest later.

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      The bet is that there will be hyperinflation soon (and that you won't have to default on the loan), devaluing the money you'd owe the bank.

      I have my doubt though that a 50 year loan would have fixed interest rates rather than being index adjusted or something like that.

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    Yeah houses will be more affordable for a short while but prices will catch quickly and even if you buy early you still are buying house that won't last as long as the loan.

  • WashedAnus [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Except longer term loans have higher interest rates so you'll be paying nearly the same per month anyway

    • nothx [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      That's my understanding, based on my current experience with a mortgage.

      However, I don't know what my IQ is so I guess I can't speak on this.

    • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Also the limiting factor for most people getting a regular mortgage is the down payment and credit check, not the actual monthly payment. Unless you're rooming with 3 other people (and maybe even then) you'd likely spend less on a mortgage than your rent depending on where you live.

  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]
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    5 months ago
    1. Buy house
    2. Fill it with deadly traps
    3. Wait for dollar to collapse
    4. Tell the repo men if they come inside they will lose a leg

    Get affordable housing with this one neat trick

  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    You're really not paying that much less monthly and it will cost 3 times the value of your home over the 50 year period. It's not getting more for less, it's less for less

    • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      well the joke here is that society collapses so I think that was priced in

  • D61 [any]
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    5 months ago

    Your house will decay into rubble... but your Mortgage? That is forever. peppino-suave

  • Ishtar [she/her, any]
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    5 months ago

    Every bit of that post is that cursed soulless unlife mortals call AI, from the background to the two paragraphs he had generated in "ChatGPT or maybe Grok". I have been observing with disgust.

  • mendiCAN [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    straight up calling the reader stupid if they disagree is a convincing argument, yeah? tweets by genuine geniuses just hit different

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      5 months ago

      (I wasn't sure if this shitpost should go in c/slop cuz I interpreted as making fun of sigma grindset dipshits, but perhaps they genuinely are one)

      • mendiCAN [none/use name]
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        5 months ago

        trying to reread it ironically... i'm stumped. i can see your read but if he's actually doing an irony it's spyplanin' over my head

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
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          5 months ago

          Eh like the "UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance" shitposter but less obvious so it might actually get engagement from unironic finance sigma idiots

          But again, perhaps I'm too optimistic