Or at least events commonly considered in the bourgeois media to be "conspiracy theories." Personally, I believe that Joseph Stalin was assassinated in 1953 by the Khrushchev clique to ensure their rise to power.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Dubai chocolate is a propaganda campaign to make us feel positively toward Dubai and the UAE in general, despite being one of the worst hives of villainy in this quadrant

  • TheModerateTankie [any]
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    2 months ago

    Bush let it happen on purpose

    CIA+Mafia Gusanos killed JFK

    Evangelicals were promoted by the CIA to counter liberation theology.

    I always thought it was wierd how the "new athiest" movement went from religious criticism to almost exlusively hating Muslims. I thought their brains broke after 9/11 or something. I never would have guessed a pedophilic mossad agent was cultivating that attitude among those fucking creeps with philanthropic contributions and sex trafficking.

    • InappropriateEmote [comrade/them, undecided]
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      2 months ago

      I was going to comment directly to the post with my own answers, but you seem to have written exactly what I was going to say.

      So I'll just add that I think it is a conspiracy itself that so many kooky conspiracy theories are boosted and amplified as a means to discredit all conspiracy theories. Doing this allows people who are understandably ignorant of the history and context (aka "normies') the ability to say "oh, that's just a conspiracy theory" to immediately shut down any consideration that the thing they're being presented with is true. The person who says "I don't believe in conspiracy theories" gets to look like the smart rational person even though all they did was spout a thought-terminating cliche, because so many "conspiracy theories" that are intentionally cultivated and amplified get massive amounts of attention, from Q-anon shit, to UFOs, to bigfoot (sorry SFS you rock, but those are silly), to just about anything Alex Jones and his listeners talk about, really are just kooky noise. Conspiracy theories as a concept is an op to discredit real whistleblowers and anyone who believes them.

      • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        Conspiracy is a legitimate concept in law: the collusion of two or more people pursuing illegal means to effect some illegal or immoral end. People go to jail for committing conspiratorial acts. Conspiracies are a matter of public record, and some are of real political significance. The Watergate break-in was a conspiracy, as was the Watergate cover-up, which led to Nixon’s downfall. Iran-contra was a conspiracy of immense scope, much of it still uncovered. The savings and loan scandal was described by the Justice Department as “a thousand conspiracies of fraud, theft, and bribery,” the greatest financial crime in history.

        Often the term “conspiracy” is applied dismissively whenever one suggests that people who occupy positions of political and economic power are consciously dedicated to advancing their elite interests. Even when they openly profess their designs, there are those who deny that intent is involved. In 1994, the officers of the Federal Reserve announced they would pursue monetary policies designed to maintain a high level of unemployment in order to safeguard against “overheating” the economy. Like any creditor class, they preferred a deflationary course. When an acquaintance of mine mentioned this to friends, he was greeted skeptically, “Do you think the Fed bankers are deliberately trying to keep people unemployed?” In fact, not only did he think it, it was announced on the financial pages of the press. Still, his friends assumed he was imagining a conspiracy because he ascribed self-interested collusion to powerful people.

        At a World Affairs Council meeting in San Francisco, I remarked to a participant that U.S. leaders were pushing hard for the reinstatement of capitalism in the former communist countries. He said, “Do you really think they carry it to that level of conscious intent?” I pointed out it was not a conjecture on my part. They have repeatedly announced their commitment to seeing that “free-market reforms” are introduced in Eastern Europe. Their economic aid is channeled almost exclusively into the private sector. The same policy holds for the monies intended for other countries. Thus, as of the end of 1995, “more than $4.5 million U.S. aid to Haiti has been put on hold because the Aristide government has failed to make progress on a program to privatize state-owned companies” (New York Times 11/25/95).

        Those who suffer from conspiracy phobia are fond of saying: “Do you actually think there’s a group of people sitting around in a room plotting things?” For some reason that image is assumed to be so patently absurd as to invite only disclaimers. But where else would people of power get together – on park benches or carousels? Indeed, they meet in rooms: corporate boardrooms, Pentagon command rooms, at the Bohemian Grove, in the choice dining rooms at the best restaurants, resorts, hotels, and estates, in the many conference rooms at the White House, the NSA, the CIA, or wherever. And, yes, they consciously plot – though they call it “planning” and “strategizing” – and they do so in great secrecy, often resisting all efforts at public disclosure. No one confabulates and plans more than political and corporate elites and their hired specialists. To make the world safe for those who own it, politically active elements of the owning class have created a national security state that expends billions of dollars and enlists the efforts of vast numbers of people.

        Michael Parenti, Dirty Truths

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        This is my favourite conspiracy theory, the one about conspiracy theories. While the concept has existed probably forever, the term "conspiracy theory" didn't start getting used until after JFK, and we start to see a lot of other stuff like fake moon landing, lizard people etc. getting their start and being lumped in with the JFK assassination around that time. The difference between a conspiracy and "conspiracy theory" is "Who benefits?" actual conspiracies have conspirators with specific goals in mind, "conspiracy theories" have some vague nebulous bad guys hiding the "Truth" for unknown but nefarious reasons, they're often lumped in together because one automatically discredits the other just by being compared to it.

        • DwigtRortugal [she/her]
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          2 months ago

          It's a crowning achievement of the Dulles-era (and the immediate "post" Dulles-era which was still essentially a Dulles organization) CIA, the master stroke being Allen Dulles sitting on the fucking Warren Commission.

      • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        It started with Roswell. They were obviously testing classified aircraft, but because a bunch of people thought aliens were involved, they ran with it so every conspiratorial plot has two narratives: the official narrative where there's nothing suspicious (it was a weather balloon) and the official crank narrative (it was an alien spacecraft) while the most plausible explanation (it was classified research) gets pushed off the stage by the first two narratives.

        You see this with 9/11. There's the official narrative (al-Qaeda hates the US because the US has freedom) and the official crank narrative (the US blew up the towers with a controlled demolition) when there's far more explanations than "the CIA didn't know about al-Qaeda and al-Qaeda didn't know that the CIA didn't know about al-Qaeda" and "the CIA rigged three buildings with explosives."

        Hell, they're even trying to do this with Epstein. The official narrative is that Epstein killed himself. The official crank narrative they're trying to push is that uh aktually Epstein didn't die and is still alive. Both narratives take up space for what actually happened, which is that US intelligence liquidated an asset when the asset outlived their usefulness and became a liability.

    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Evangelicals were promoted by the CIA to counter liberation theology.

      Is this a conspiracy theory, when they've admitted to this publicly?

      • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        There was a stat that was something like 25% of missionaries were wittingly or unwittingly informants for State Dept or CIA

    • MarxMadness [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      I never would have guessed a pedophilic mossad agent was cultivating that attitude among those fucking creeps with philanthropic contributions and sex trafficking.

      Haven't followed this part of the Epstein story. Can you elaborate?

  • buckykat [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    If you tell me "The CIA killed ______" I will provisionally believe you no matter what's in the blank

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Pizzagate was a US government op designed to preemptively discredit anyone who would give a shit about the whole Epstein thing

    I'll go to my grave believing this

    • Salah [ey/em]
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      2 months ago

      My theory is that is was designed to desensitise people to the atrocities. Probably a combination of both.

        • Salah [ey/em]
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          2 months ago

          I think you’re saying that pizzagate was such an elaborate conspiracy with little to no proof, it makes people think that any conspiracy of a pedophilic cabal must be as unfounded. Even though we have tons of proof now.

          I’m saying that pizzagate took away the shock of the discovery of a real pedophilic cabal by already floating the idea around years before without proof. So people are already used to the idea that it’s real but also used to the idea that they can’t do anything about it, even though there is a lot of evidence this time.

  • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    The popular conception in the 90s and 00s of environmentalist, animal rights, and other left-wing activists as obnoxious, naive children was deliberately inculcated via popular media by the billionaire class.

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      This is not a billionaire class conspiracy, this is a project by the full bourgeois state. Literally thousands of green activists have died or disappeared just in the last 10 years and IIRC it was worse in the 00's.

      • iThinkImDumb [any, hy/hym]
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        2 months ago

        Literally thousands of green activists have died or disappeared just in the last 10 years and IIRC it was worse in the 00's.

        I do not doubt this at all but I am wondering if you have any good sources that go into detail with examples and names?

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          There is no single source I'm using no, just based off of decades of articles like this.

          https://theconversation.com/more-than-1-700-activists-have-been-killed-this-century-defending-the-environment-120352

          https://news.mongabay.com/short-article/2025/09/146-environmental-defenders-were-killed-or-disappeared-last-year/

          https://time.com/5873137/record-number-killing-environmental-activists-2019/

          Also I realise now I may have given the impression I meant thousands have died in the US, but I'm referring to globally while attributing them to the US bourgeois state / international capital.

          • iThinkImDumb [any, hy/hym]
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            2 months ago

            Thank you. looks like I have some research to do.

            but I'm referring to globally while attributing them to the US bourgeois state / international capital.

            I figured you meant that. it ultimately always comes back to the top of the ruling class. been learning some about GLADIO of course but while it doesn't seem as well known, I was also hearing more about how after that period but before the WOT they were wiping out all the ALF/ELF groups and cells in the 90s and what you said fits right in with that.

  • 0__0 [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Well, we already know the US waged an active propaganda campaign against the Chinese vaccine

    Considering that, has anyone noticed that 5G conspiracy theories are mostly gone? Strange that just when China had the upper hand in 5G, they were the most prevalent...

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      2 months ago

      Don't forget poisoning the well for legitimate criticism of Gates.

      https://www.thenation.com/article/society/gates-covid-data-ihme/

    • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 months ago

      I dunno, the 5g stuff is also so tied into treats. Like it’s hard to have a conspiracy that conflicts with people’s little devices and stuff that bring them happiness

  • Gorillatactics [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    American media always portrays foreign movies as undecipherable pretentious garbage so americans dont realize they're watching uninspired rip-offs.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    everything fucked up (specific event or general phenomena) that occurred in europe between 1945 to present is directly connected to Operation Gladio.

    i have total Gladio brain

    • Euergetes [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      how many suspicious gladio operations make a heap? turns out the heap itself was gladio too. and the philosopher counting it.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Fort Detrick/COVID is from Maryland, not Wuhan

    All Billionaires Are Paedophiles. All of them.

    Not particular pressing and I could go either way on it, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Thylacine/Tasmanian Tiger wasn't extinct but was now limited to incredibly remote and inaccessible areas a la the film The Hunter

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      The Hunter

      I'm grabbing a torrent. The plot sounds wonderful but also creepy and horrible. Wonderful because it makes me want to see it. Creepy and horrible because it's as plausible as can be.

      Mercenary Martin David is hired by military biotech company, Red Leaf, to go to Tasmania and gather samples of a supposedly extinct marsupial, the thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), with further instructions to kill all remaining tigers to ensure no competing organisation will get their DNA.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        it's an extremely solid movie. i saw it way back when and went into it knowing nothing except liking Dafoe and pretty much any plot involving corporate conspiracy and environmental issues.

        it's not paint by numbers at all and surprised me with its emotional complexity. i still think about it sometimes. totally a movie that i would describe as "slept on".

  • Carl [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Overwatch was in part marketed by Blizzard surreptitiously supporting R34 artists, both through commissions and by making high quality SFM assets widely available.

  • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    School shootings are allowed to continue to make society more accepting of private (especially religious) schools and homeschooling with the goal of dismantling public education. This is of course a multi-pronged attack on public services and public sector employment generally where higher than average rates of unionization and women and BIPOC are employed.

  • cbd
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    2 months ago

    the ufo phenomenon is a coverup of classified military planes by air force special intelligence

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I feel like there's a non-zero but absolutely minute chance that one single offworld object was ever detected/seen/discovered, but the planting of ufo sighting stories and general construction of the ufo mythos for 99.99whatever% of instances is a clear cover for prototypes that were never and will never be declassified

      • Mindfury [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        We'll probably find out a whole load of shit specifically if/when Boeing collapses and goes into liquidation, but not a moment before

        • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]
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          2 months ago

          Would be fitting for jokerworld that the contents of area 51 are released to the public because of an IPO or some shit like to that

          • Mindfury [he/him]
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            2 months ago

            boeing & blackwater merger and later demerger. they lose track of the assets and then accidentally declassify all area 51 documents via lawsuit discovery because they both contest ownership

  • Keld [he/him, any]
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    2 months ago

    I believe that Joseph Stalin was assassinated in 1953 by the Khrushchev clique to ensure their rise to power.

    At the point where Khrushchev would have done this he was not the logical successor, Malenkov was, along with Beria and Molotov. Khrushchev got power after Molotov and Malenkov switched away from Beria and everyone teamed up with Zhukov who had been just about done with Beria's shit for a decade.

    The two assassination theories with any logical backing I've seen is that Beria murdered stalin, or that members of the politburo (Which would include Khrushchev) decided to get rid of Stalin because they expected to be purged. Personally I just think he died.

  • ClathrateG [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Sirhan Sirhan was an MK ULTRA victim, triggered by the 'woman in the polkadot dress' to kill RFK

    Oswald was CIA, de Mohrenschildt was his handler, he was set up as the fall guy the actual shooter(s) were in the Dal Tex building and on the grassy knoll, but that's obvious

    The Watergate burglary was intentionally bungled

    The SLA were an intelligence op, there's evidence to suggest Patty Hearst met De Freeze before her kidnapping

    Building 7 was a controlled demolition, but I don't think 9/11 was entirely a CIA op, they had prior knowledge of a planned attack, kept it to themselves and the Cheney/Rumsfeld PNAC cabal used the opportunity for a lot of shenanigans e.g. implementing the contemporary surveillance state and covering up major embezzlement, if it wasn't AQ and 9/11 they would have let through something else or done it entirely themselves to create their 'new Pearl Harbour', Israel got wind somehow or another and the 'dancing Israelis' were Mossad observing

    COVID and Lyme disease were created in Fort Detrick, probably escaped accidentally but maybe intentionally

  • sexywheat [none/use name]
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    2 months ago
    1. Israel did 9/11 ( I didn’t believe this until after 10/7 same exact playbook)

    2. Covid came from Fort detrick

    3. Trudeau is the son of Fidel