mine was "oops all fascists." we had such wonders as "antonin scalia superfan who chose being a swim coach and teacher over being a constitutional law fascist," "slumlord that wanted to teach so he could coach football," "capitalist teaching for the health insurance and to indoctrinate kids in ayn rand thought with a 'who is john galt?' sticker on his wall, taught european history, became fascist town councilperson," and "most liberal guy is a neoliberal reader of the Economist"

I had a teacher who's dad was refugee from GDR. it was horrible! he used to talk about it all the time, to explain to us the misery his father had escaped, that us privileged kids had no concept of. it was especially bad because nobody had freedom to own a car. instead the trains went everywhere. and people had bikes and walked a lot. Also the food was very good and people were quite healthy. A true horror show!!

was literally the first good thing I ever heard about communism.

Mine had both 😁😁😁

My long term goal is to be someones cryptocommie history teacher

Mine used to prop open a window in the classroom using a bust of Lenin and would say "would you kindly let some fresh air in, Lenin?" every time. Alas I was too young and politically oblivious to understand how based he probably was. He was kinda old already then, so I doubt he's still kicking it. Potential RIP to a real one 🫡