The US keeps evolving into the greatest mob of all times to take its well-earned place next to the greatest drug cartel of all times - the British Empire.

Would be better translated as "constraints", not "restraints".

Does she search for her cat in an Alpine village?

No, they hate the results of getting everything they asked for.

This particular situation is lifted (almost) verbatim from the Russian Empire's attempts to introduce paper money, TBH.

They are bloodsuckers, yes.

I’m so tired of peeing. I drink the water I apparently need to survive. Then I have to go put the water somewhere else 5 minutes later. I drink water, I wash my hands, I leave, then I need to drink MORE water. Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give the water to my body and then like a child it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day and all hours of the night no matter what I am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this bullshit.

Subconscious yearning for guillotines?

Aspirational.

Former Soviet Union actually mostly uses the same numbering as USA and China. The numbering presented here I've only seen in industrial buildings and hospitals. Probably used also in other non-residential buildings.

And also seen a variant, where the ground floor is 1, the first underground floor is 0.

You are absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched the nukes and unleash an apocalypse! It's not malicious — it's an honest mistake.

America implements the most exaggerated Soviet jokes, exhibit #1234.

"kidnapped from a tank"

In WW1 pretty much everyone was bad guys.

The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really have beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is control. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

Self-driving car trained on

I wish all American aircraft a lot of "Attention! Thermal signature detected!".

Russian industry didn't really improve in those 8 years. Some sectors like civil aviation production went to shit completely. It wasn't a cunning plan, but a disastrous mistake.

Russia signed Minsk agreement, allowing Ukraine to successfully rearm and crush internal dissent, while the only thing Russia got was oligarchs selling resources to EU for 8 years longer.

Nah, Russia has fallen for this again and again.