CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be anti-woke. And you can get cancelled but not be in a bed.
Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you woke up unwoke in the first place, foo'!
CJ: Damn! That's some quantum woke shit right there, man!

Mahalik: You can't wake up woke. That shit would be redundant.

You can't wake up already woke. Every day I'm woke, but I start it unwoke.

Yogurt genocide liberals bein' super-desperate to try to own the left again.

Love to call everything eerie.

The redditors saying shit like "you'll miss puddles with polarized lenses" have to be nautiluses with pinhole eyes or something. No idea what world they're living in.

When he asks you to turn on the Switch 2 'cause the Switch 1 Pro Controller doesn't wake it remotely.

While the dipshit Americans journey into space, Iranians are journeying underground. It's going down.

I've been having the same issue. I suspect it's because I'm eating big dinners since I don't have a lot of food to eat during the day. But IDK, it's not consistent. I just ate and I'm sleepy but not falling asleep tired like I have been lately.

Jelyfin seems to demand you set up a library folder for all your stuff and sort it by movies and TV shows. It's way better than Plex for that, but I just toss on folders for individual shows and Jellyfin doesn't seem optimized for that.

Plex fuckin' sucks. Constant intermittent connection issues on my home network. Will connect to Plex on my phone for some reason, just not any Firesticks. Tried Jellyfin but there isn't an easy way to add folders, it seems like it wants everything done through a library setup, which I refuse to do. And it fucks up the metadata stuff 1/4 of the time anyway. At least with Plex I can quickly toss on a show's folder and navigate it episode by episode, when it works.

Eminent domain.

In 2021 I think the “Double Reduction” policy raised the bar for qualifications and constricted the market for ESL/language tutors outside of the general Chinese education system. I don't think it's as easy to get a job teaching a language (especially non-English) and has more education prerequisites now.

Brocc's woke.

Is this your driving instructor?

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My sister and I made a really good supper for Easter last weekend and all the conserva-dipshits in our family had a freak-out over broccoli being served. Wouldn't even try it.

Trump's words are meaningless now. He's just juicing the stock market over and over.

My father's clearly losing his hearing and instead of asking for clarification just imagines what he wants to hear now. Being a massive bitch about peaches that I told him I finished off like a week ago.

I swear

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