WokePalpatine [he/him]
I just want you to know,
I'm woke Palpatine now. I'm doin' midichondrial prefigurative politics.
I'm organizing my community via the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
I've literally mastered the means of production via Exegollian juche.
What are you doing? Yeah, that's what I predicted you'd say with my force powers. Don't bother admitting me to this forum, I've already perfectly simulated it with my force powers.
You ban me in 6 months for saying Alderaan was a comprador planet and deserved it with no counter-argument.
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Chapotraphouse•Woke up. Walked into the bathroom. Looked into the mirror: I have dead anime mom hair. I'm about to tragically die. But damn, at least my hair's looking good.
·7 hours agoMahalik: You can't wake up woke. That shit would be redundant.
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Chapotraphouse•Woke up. Walked into the bathroom. Looked into the mirror: I have dead anime mom hair. I'm about to tragically die. But damn, at least my hair's looking good.
·7 hours agoYou can't wake up already woke. Every day I'm woke, but I start it unwoke.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·7 hours agoYogurt genocide liberals bein' super-desperate to try to own the left again.
Love to call everything eerie.
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traingang•What's this about polarised sunglasses being bad for cycling
·9 hours agoThe redditors saying shit like "you'll miss puddles with polarized lenses" have to be nautiluses with pinhole eyes or something. No idea what world they're living in.
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Chapotraphouse•Trump issues new, dire About 24 Hour Ultimatum to Iran
·9 hours agoWhen he asks you to turn on the Switch 2 'cause the Switch 1 Pro Controller doesn't wake it remotely.
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news•Bulletins and International News Discussion from April 8th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - You Cease Fire, We Keep Attacking
·1 day agoWhile the dipshit Americans journey into space, Iranians are journeying underground. It's going down.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·1 day agoI've been having the same issue. I suspect it's because I'm eating big dinners since I don't have a lot of food to eat during the day. But IDK, it's not consistent. I just ate and I'm sleepy but not falling asleep tired like I have been lately.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·1 day agoJelyfin seems to demand you set up a library folder for all your stuff and sort it by movies and TV shows. It's way better than Plex for that, but I just toss on folders for individual shows and Jellyfin doesn't seem optimized for that.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·2 days agoPlex fuckin' sucks. Constant intermittent connection issues on my home network. Will connect to Plex on my phone for some reason, just not any Firesticks. Tried Jellyfin but there isn't an easy way to add folders, it seems like it wants everything done through a library setup, which I refuse to do. And it fucks up the metadata stuff 1/4 of the time anyway. At least with Plex I can quickly toss on a show's folder and navigate it episode by episode, when it works.
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Sino•Sad story: a Ukrainian draft dodger arrived in town and is desperately seeking work to get a visa to avoid being sent back and killed.
·2 days agoIn 2021 I think the “Double Reduction” policy raised the bar for qualifications and constricted the market for ESL/language tutors outside of the general Chinese education system. I don't think it's as easy to get a job teaching a language (especially non-English) and has more education prerequisites now.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·2 days agoBrocc's woke.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·2 days agoIs this your driving instructor?
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·2 days agoMy sister and I made a really good supper for Easter last weekend and all the conserva-dipshits in our family had a freak-out over broccoli being served. Wouldn't even try it.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·2 days agoTrump's words are meaningless now. He's just juicing the stock market over and over.
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Chapotraphouse•Brown Rats - Novo General Megathread for the 4th-10th of April 2026
·2 days agoMy father's clearly losing his hearing and instead of asking for clarification just imagines what he wants to hear now. Being a massive bitch about peaches that I told him I finished off like a week ago.
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Games•Pokemon Champions is so bad its now softlocking people lmao
·2 days agoI swear
Showto god there better not be bald Ganon again. People keep sending me this image of bald ganon to psyche me out and it's working.









CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be anti-woke. And you can get cancelled but not be in a bed.
Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you woke up unwoke in the first place, foo'!
CJ: Damn! That's some quantum woke shit right there, man!