So many spoilers, I can't contain myself!

I'm spilling! Oh no! I'm spilling!

So how long does free speech last these days?

American pencil makers.... Hold on a minute!

Fruit pickers...hmmm, hold up!

Distilling wood gas to power my Prius!

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LOL. Another case of everyone knows, its fine!

It will be pretty clear in a few months or years. Everyone croaks.

A risk for us. We should all go Linux.

Welcome to the home depot! Our lumber is dimensionally stable, cut from trees that where here before everyone else. Definetly not splintered and twisted and only 1.5"x3.25" when you need a 2x4.

Wow! What a total dick move. This should backfire pretty good... No toilets or trashcans at the parks will basically stop people from visiting.

You could also use a legendary big night out type of video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5uzNk0xbRg

They should make a movie.

Utada Gold.

I hadn't realized how much shit software microslop makes. Since all of it is shit, it makes sense to call it just one thing.

How many L's in comments?

But sometimes you do need sunlight to get vitamin D. Supplements are not best.

I like how you can see the ring/sphere of atmosphere in the new image.

How do we know the guy is lost down there? Maybe he took the day off?

If some rando was invading your country....

Poor people though, they probably got no clue what crazy death flies on that helicopter. The USA was supposed to gTFO but now with two downed birds and a missing pilot, that's going to be boots on the ground..... No wait, hold on, Pedo has other plans...and we're invading Canada! For aluminum!

Easy. A cloud of diamond or abrasive dust. Or large amounts of gorilla glue.

Shit company, shit products, shit prices, removed users.

I was not gonna watch it but as faith would have it, I was home and stumbled on the link a few minutes before it took off. I had my kids with me and it was bittersweet. I prepared them before they lit the candle stick. I told them...the guys are sitting on top of a controlled explosion. If the rocket blows up, don't cry, they knew what they were getting into and its totally Trump's fault for pushing this to happen without enough test time to eliminate risks. But once the three main boosters fell, I was totally grateful to not have witnessed thr death of brave men and women.

The coverage (totally not the point of the flight) was subpar compared to a standard shuttle flight. But regardless, they did manage to mention when Max Q happened.

I always explain Max Q to my car passengers when I reach max cue in my car at 60mph. "Ladies and gents, the Prius is now at Max Q!...that's when the vehicle is experiencing the maximum hydrodynamic pressure due to the atmosphere". People like it. People don't like it when I announce any kind of obvious separation... "Hood separation in 3, 2, 1!"....we all watch it fly over us with some concern for our immediate safety. Anyway, yeah, they had Max Q. Please do explain it whenever it happens!

Running....hey neighbor! Max Q! Its when my body is experiencing the maximum hydrodynamic pressure!

Swimming!...Marco! Max Q! Its when my body is experiencing the maximum hydrodynamic pressure!

Max Q! Its when glu glu glu, slurp! The penis is experiencing the maximum hydrodynamic pressure!

Fetch! Max Q! Its when Max Q, my dog is experiencing maximum hydrodynamic pressure!

Down a waterslide! Max Q! It's when our inflatable is experiencing maximum hydrodynaaaaaaa!!!