David Attenborough: The bears…you know what I don’t even know. Sometimes nature just does this stuff and I need to explain it calmly, and today I just can’t.

Puck puck pass.

The Goodboi Rex lures you in with cuteness but then attacks.

Yo let me get a dime bag of Persian rug.

Be me.
T-72 company commander.
7 days to Rhine.
Unstoppable tank charge.
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NATO No.
NATO STOP.
Barely get away with my life.
Tell battalion commander we got ambushed by Abrams.

Boss: Look, if we don’t get his fixed the entire company will-

Me: (Day dreaming about driving an AT-AT on Hoth)

The POOP man came to deliver POOP to the POOP STORE and said, “I brought your POOP.”

For the last time I don’t want Jenna Haze shower curtains!!!!

Bro I SSH directly into the jpg using Microsoft Paint.

Hat man takes fashion RISKS.

The Wolf of Wall Street was about Stalin’s high energy trading for the five year plan.

He gets the jaws theme but played on the xylophone.

Well good for Bikesr!

Classic Terry

Stupid sexy Chinese citizens!

So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

And then the humans will have showers where they shall sing for us for free! (Evil spider laughter)

(Shouting over club music as she’s twerking) EXCUSE- EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU THICC OR SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION?

Yo Jesus I got your dankincense.

The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.