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Such a mood
RedditLemmy
But tbh Lemmy not having hours worth of content is good for me.
RedditLemmyPieFed
There needs to be a jar labeled “Eating”, right next to “Not Eating”.
All except getting high and not eating.
+1
You’re supposed to choose?
i wish i could get high. i get too anxious. and fomo kicks in because i’ll be high and I’m a fist responder so … murphy’s law.
first* responder. fist responder is chuck norris.
Fist responder totally worked, tho’.
Or Danny Rand, protector of Kun Lun and sworn enemy of the Hand.
Punch Wizard lives!
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Cannabis is 100% legal in Canada, I find I haven’t touched alcohol since legalization.
Use legal/borderline/not-really-legal-but-no-one’s-enforcing-it stores; Snapchat, apparently; clearweb mail order services (dumb); darknet markets; go to ‘that part of town’ and ask around.
Dunno where you are, but I found this rule held up pretty well in Canada pre-legalization- if you find the most central McDonald’s in any urban area, talk to the street kids and pretty soon you will have weed (or something that looks like weed if you’re not paying attention/acting like a douchebag). I used to include loose cigarettes and time spent chatting with street folks in the cost. That said, a) lots of risks (getting robbed, something other than weed, laced shit), and b) required talking to strangers about illicit desires. But the more rapport you build, the less likely it is you’d get burned/the more likely it is you’d get actually good shit, and get connected to a real plug.
Note ‘central’ does not necessarily mean geographically central - think about the highest foot traffic areas in town with a McDonald’s. Not suggesting you do that anyway, particularly these days.
I’m not doing amazing but I have narrowed it down now

“Isolating myself for days” and “Gaming all day.”
I’ll take everything on the menu, and throw in some Warhammer 40K for good measure.
I scored a six out of eight over my 4 day weekend.
I work from home, I hit 7/8 daily.
Fuck. I’m 8/8. Time to see a professional.
At that point I think you are a professional.
You are the Brute Squad.
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all but binge drinking and swap Reddit for Lemmy 🤗
Drinking is orders of magnitude more harmful than playing computer games all day or watching porn (unless you are losing consciousness due to all-day masturbation).
Browsing what now!? Ex-CUSE me!? Let me smell yo dick!
Holy shit, that song feels like forever ago Tosh.O. 17 years… fuck you, man.
I only recently discovered it somehow. Probably because I’m still so young and hip.














