food tube and breathing tube should not occupy the same space.
There would no longer be a toxic waste pipeline running through a playground.
😆 😂 😆
I wish we could reproduce via eggs. Give us a short internal gestation period, then let either parent look after the egg until hatching.
Long, debilitating pregnancies? Not anymore. Painful childbirth? If the egg shell is soft when being laid and smaller than a newborn, it’s far less likely to be painful or complicated. Abortion debates? Either the abortion would take place before the egg is formed (when it’s clearly non-viable), or whoever is fighting for “babies’ rights” could take on the burden of hatching the egg and raising the baby directly.
There’d be a whole industry dedicated to egg care! Make sure you’ve bought all your essentials:
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You have to have the $1000 Apple incubator of course! Integrates with the Apple ecosystem do you know your little one is at the optimal temperature at all times. Obviously there’s a manual mode when you want to add warming yourself.
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Definitely need that $600 Nuna egg car seat for those ovicologist appointments!
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Some egg decorations for the Egg Shower!
Naw, I’d buy the last year’s model on sale Android version. Can’t have the offspring starting life with a sense of entitlement.
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The eyes, the backbone, the head, the legs, the wrist, the hips, the female reproductive system, the immune system, the lungs, hemoglobin, male pattern baldness,…
Oh you said one thing!? The nose. Our sense of smell is really really bad and we don’t have any tech to fix that (except dogs)
Fix the back to stop being so pathetic
I’d like humans to be able to regrow lost body parts, including external appendages and internal organs. I’d love to have 2 kidneys again and not worry as much about ibuprofen vs Tylenol vs alcohol.
Nerve repair. It’s the most tragic of human injuries.
I was going to say teeth but I like this a lot more.
I would make it more flexible in terms of primary sexual characteristics. Don’t know how that would be achieved, but making it so that HRT is faster easier and more effective would be awesome
No more ingrown hairs. Just grow outwards you dingus.
Carcinize it.
Time for crab!
I would add some wings, 𓆩𓁺𓆪
KFC ?
I’d make the human species hermaphrodite.
Brains
I would make the male reproductive organs internal when not in use.
So no change then?
Are you s dolphin?
Nah, he’s just a dude who’s already had a post removed for being a dude in a ladies’ only place before deciding rules are for chumps and not for his imagined-witty (he’s half right) responses that obviously everybody will love.
Good, we don’t want men here. Especially not dolphin men. No no no no no
Thanks for the ban I appreciate it!
Better eyeballs, so that we don’t end up with reading glasses at about age 40.
You’re only supposed to live to 45.
Let’s give males big old tiddies too. That’s a win for gender equality and a win for perverts.
Let’s give males big old tiddies too.
Y’all need to visit the south.
I’m from down under. You need to visit the south.
Keep the chest hair?
