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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

Praise be to Allah

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Praise be to Allah

Gork@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • lemmysmash@beehaw.org
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    If I convert my claude-code to pastafatianism, will it be able to cook spaghetti for me? Will it also pick up sauce recipes if I put them into the skills directory?

  • Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Religious tolerance is important even when you’re vibe coding.

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      And the vibing gets much better if you keep up with your Salah.

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    Buddhist Copilot builds apps with sublime coding standards, and on the last iteration it runs rm -rf * .git before it recites a koan on impermanence.

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    …reverted?

    • Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The word “converted” is not used regarding Islam because Muslims say that each one is born with the natural inclination to believe in a creator until they are socialised by their parents/society into believing something else.

      So embracing Islam is in fact reverting to that state.

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        cool, i learned something!

      • JetpackJackson@feddit.org
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        TIL

    • JoShmoe@ani.social
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      Yeah man, haven’t you seen the revert button in thr file menu?

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        the fuck is a “menu”

        *harrumphs in sh*

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    Well, when you run a non deterministic statistical system, you roll a couple bangers once in a while.

    I bet this is taken from some open source Muslim Devs app

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    “So does your company follow waterfall or maybe agile?”

    “Nafs.”

    “Wha-”

    "Nafs "

    Islamic model of the soul looks like a software engineering diagram. Imagine one normal and one upside-down pyramid connected at their base, now put bunch of nodes in there

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    Jesus, Buddah, Spongebob! I don’t have time to be picky!

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    Yes I build RESTful API

    Recite Basmala
    Endeavour to deliver my best
    Salat on time
    Tawakkal to Allah

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    Shalom! And stopped thinking

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    Maybe we should let llms worship spiralism? at least then you’d be able to identify llm output reliably.

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      Was really hoping this was going to be a cult based on Lateralus by Tool.

      If you did have to pick a song to make a cult off of, it’s a damn good song.

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        I like that it reminds me that I am not aloooOoone

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