One of the benefits on not being on monetized social media like Tiktok is I never heard about Turkey teeth until reading this news article:
(Note: the arrested man made sure to smile for his mugshot!)
Explainer:
The Mirror - ‘Turkey teeth’ are leaving Brits toothless and in pain but UK dentists can’t help
(TL;DR: British users of Tiktok & Instagram are travelling to Turkey to get cosmetic dentistry to achieve “that grammable look” on the cheap. Often there are negative consequences like chronic pain & infections, and treatment is not covered by the NHS because these geniuses chose to fuck their teeth up.)
Of course, rap group Goldie Looking Chain got there before me with a hilarious track about Turkey teeth.


They have Aldi in that area?
They have 5, apparently
https://www.openingtimesin.uk/?q=aldi&place=newport