Yeah but now I look pretty and can shoplift at levels trenchcoats can only dream of.

I made myself 18th century detached pockets, and you can modernise their side tying skirts and wear the pockets on the inside. Pocket your wine bottle, pocket your cat!

Cuno and Cunoesse

Red Dawn but we win because we invade outside business hours and Biden can’t order the counterstrike.

No, I’ve been on the other side of hiring committees and seen this argument. Along with other stunningly dumb ones like “if she isn’t job hopping and has 8 years rising the ranks in her previous job she can’t be “hungry” enough to work here”

and

"this person is too up to date with processes, it’s like they’re already looking for a new job when they get the old one.

Companies actively select out what the Soviets called “Shock-workers” in favour of ones that appear to work. Adjust behaviour accordingly.

That would be either Jesus, Pepin the Short, or Benito Mussolini, depending who you ask.

I love The Germanies deeply, which is why I long for the DDR to be re-established and the populace Stasi’d good and hard for 200 years until they are no longer Like This.

Sweet, man made horrors apparently and regrettably within human comprehension.

Oh, I know this one! sings “Hexbears rage their battle to destroy the evil libs and chuds, of the bourgeoisie.”

We need a Sankara Sicko.

I don’t want to be a special person, but it would be dangerous to offer me the golden laurels and pretty white horse.

What I would like a lot more is for no one to be special, because everyone is.

Gates needs to unfriend Kurzweil he has no defence against these brainworms

Ahhgrghhhh!

“By the early 2020s there was a sanctuary district like this one in every city in America.”

Market liberalism under collapse is objectively the slightly less moderate wing of Fascism

Ah good they made the torment nexus from Andor.

I’m not sure if the Zoomers around here know who Friedman is, but imagine if you spent 50 years distilling pure neolib lanyard essence, and then found the most incorrect man in the world and replaced his cerebral-spinal fluid with it.

He is the most Biden voter it is possible to be and he is abandoning him.