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Cake day: February 4th, 2024
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TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hope it's a blizzard tonight
141·2 days agoIt’s snow.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Words to live my life by
8·5 days agoCreampies
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Going to the club tonight to try to make this reality.
18·10 days agoI don’t even want to know their names.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•So hungover and so horny
101·13 days agoI’m looking for dick not a pussy.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
33·18 days agoIf you’re good at something why do it for free?
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My FWB is still ignoring me so I'm sexting with my dealer
231·18 days agoSome dick or some good blow I’d be happy either way.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Sent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him
11·18 days agoProbably couldn’t get away from his wife.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me after 3 shots of vodka
9·19 days agoNo i want more vodka first.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Or a glazed doughnut idk
12·19 days agoMakes me feel loved and useful.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Or a glazed doughnut idk
11·19 days agoA little happy twinkie.
So you’re the bitch that people say is classier than me.