There is no such thing as too many kinds of beans in chili.

It will make it different. It will not ruin it.

Look at his website and scroll through his comics, it’ll be pretty plain to see.

Columbo himself claimed that he was never as smart as the other detectives, so he worked harder and thought more in order to make up for it.

Good. I hope you heal quickly.

His comics are like watching a train wreck.

(look at the byline)

(he’s a famous cartoonist)

Al-generated still OK

I prefer them not being combined, so I have a better idea who to block.

That’s why they said egregious.

You already know. He has made it clear to you. Stop chasing him. You will be happier if you move on.

At least buy me dinner first.

Just because language is stupid and human-made, and just because you’re correct, that doesn’t make the comic author correct 🤣

It’s amazing how many people not only screw it up, but insist you’re wrong when you try to correct them.

Don’t kick the baby.

Have you tried pre-warming your measuring cup? Pour in hot water, let it sit for 30 seconds to a minute, pour it out, then add the actual water you want to measure.

That should help reduce the heat loss. Though I don’t know if it will fully eliminate it.

“Oiled-up Valerie” is a great band name.

Christ, this asshole again?

Well, for starters, cryptocurrency is a pyramid scheme.

Rule #147: those shoulder spikes actually squirt slime.

The slime is fancy blue, smells a little musty, and tastes vaguely of oolong tea.

Yes, the fuckwit is right.

(I just wanted to say that.)