Some say Uranus isn’t big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

Well, if it were my farts it nailed the “bedroom/DIY texture” portion of the assessment.

Have they been watching Faux News?

Welp, been nice knowin’ ya boys.

Pretty sure that was already taken up by a higher authority.

That’s gonna be a lot of grand juries if they try to find everyone talking shit about the orange imbecile.

The Orville definitely has gotten better season over season. It started out with a bit of an identity crisis. It seems like they wanted to start out as slapstick Trek parody (which frankly it was pretty mediocre at), but it has evolved into a legitimate sci-fi show.

I wonder if they will get all the actors back for the next season.

Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

Latest dump phase complete, let’s start the pump phase!

Someone with a grudge playing the long game here. Respect.

It sounds like a worthy cause tbh.

Don’t know if its true or not but I heard a lot of the bases have been bombed into oblivion at this point.

I’m surprised he didn’t jump right on it after seeing the terms of surrender we agreed to with Iran.

If those stand I am legitimately a little concerned that Israel might try to nuke Iran because Iran will exit all of this in a much stronger position than it entered and that’s bad news for the genocide gang.

Patient Zero

If he starts lobbing nukes I’ll make tacos.

It’s TACO Tuesday everybody!

Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.

Is this the bottom side or the top side?

$4 a gallon gas (like, midwest, cheapest gas you can find, $4) will crash the economy like it did (along with the housing fiasco) in 2008.