Commodore 64 with the tape drive. I was always jealous of my cousins who had the floppy disk drive. Later we had a Tandy 2000.

Shit myself.

Banh Mi (with crispy pork, and lots of chilli and pate).

The original Chinese Zhajiangmian is much better IMO.

01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100110 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01110111 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100001

Elon should liquidate all his holdings and piss off somewhere quiet. I’m sure he could have a pleasant life, and the rest of us certainly will with him gone.

It’d be more naive to have a robot.txt file on your webserver and be surprised when webcrawlers don’t stay away. 😂

For some reason I heard this in a combination of the voices of Mitch Hedberg, and Nate Bargatze as George Washington.

I am the High Priest of Kopimism. Download from where you want, and go in peace my child.

8 is a lucky number in China because it’s pronounced similarly to the word for wealth/riches.

Misattribution killed Limewire. Downloading a song that turned out to be something different was annoying, but downloaded porn sometimes turned out to be actual CP.

Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

This is pretty much a real life remake of the Good Shepherd (2016), but stupider.

Got my fingers crossed the Discord IPO will be an absolute shitshow and no one is prepared to sink money into an already enshittified app.

Rafah survived Genghis Khan, but Benjamin Netanyahu destroyed it.

I can believe that Trump let someone paid by Russia into the press briefing room. What I cannot believe is they let someone wearing a beanie in there. Doesn’t he have a suit?

Google and every other tech company say they keep their algorithms secret for commercial purposes, but that’s a bit convenient isn’t it? I certainly don’t trust any capitalist to be responsible with that much unchecked power.

From around 2022 until just recently YouTube Shorts was heavily pushing Tate on me (an almost 50 year old man).

No matter how many times I disliked and/or blocked the poster, the YouTube algorithm just kept throwing more Tate at me. I don’t know what I did to make YouTube think I’d be interested in that clown.

On the plus side, it made me a lot more aware of what’s going on, hence my efforts to get Google out of my life. I can spot someone trying to manipulate me, but I have young sons who might not.

Nancy Mace is the bizarro version of Tina Fey.