Let me doublethink about that

The Windows must withstand Micro soft-impact meteors

You misspelled “floating viral incubator”

Did you just, like, fire up your old analog oscilloscope to prove a point?

Excuse my ignorance, what gives these associations power to do enforce their made up rules and collect “fines”?

Why would you break in, the AI is Open, is in the name. Just walk in duh

Funny that the one thing all three scenarios have in common is: “misled people that vote”. I wanted to write “dumb and ignorant people voting” but I wanted to be generous

I imagine it would have less feathers from the neck up, more like vultures have. But T-chonk is a dream

Fake your death, orphan your kids, why kill them. Plus, it has a benefit that you can disappear from your old life and start anew! Somewhere in Finland or Norway or Japan.

No its chinpokomon

I’m nacho boy, guy!

I am convinced about that it is

The “soap opera” effect. Filmmakers hate this

The srugl is rreaL

Oh no, Jeff was hit by a space junk while building his simple rocket and lost his leg! And Elon is there, on ketamine aaaand he overdosed by smoking a blunt and is lying unconscious. And all the robo cat droids broke down so no one can save them. Damn you Randy.

50$ he’s going to push for some life extension tech research

I know to pronounce the italian gnocchi as ñoki (like it was also mentioned above) but believe it or not, people here pronounce it with like “guh-notchi” same in “guh-nat” It’s just some Slavic languages (I cant speak for all) pronounce every letter in words, so there is this tendency. PS: thanks for reminding me, the “g” in gnat is silent xD

As a non-native english speaker who thought I had finally grasped the english language can confirm I, in fact, hadn’t (I pronounce gnome as “guhnome” also as in “garden guhnome”, I had no idea)

Thanks for the painful laugh, Gugulethu

Ján Kuciak, murdered together with his wife in their house, in their bed while sleeping. Meanwhile our current (Slovak) government party at that time campaigned and promised to “catch their killer and solve the murder”. You can guess whether they delivered on that promise( spoiler: they didn’t)