Today’s Special Offer: Three jumpscares for the price of two! But don’t worry, we actually have burgers here too. You’ve arrived just in time for the breakfast menu: our morning burgers smell extra spicy today, but be careful—they want to eat YOU much more than you want to eat them!

It looks like you have a flashlight that can see through walls. Use it to find clues, useful items, or hidden mechanisms. You can also run, which is very helpful if you don’t want to be eaten. A pretty good setup for a fun time, right?

So, stop reading this nonsense and get moving. Adventure awaits! Have a scary-good appetite!