Well, there are a lot of these ships going around the galaxy all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that Federation vessels aren’t safe.

Actual Star Trek parody quote from Mad Magazine:

Kirk: “Captain’s Log, supplemental. Half the ship fell off and… nobody likes me.”

This is the OG and still the best.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

i was funny seeing this on star trek academy because they used to make such a big deal of saucer separation back in the 80’s.