1 Aleister Crowley – an influential occultist and ceremonial magician.
2 Manly P. Hall – known for writings on esoteric philosophy.
3 Anton LaVey – established modern Satanism.
4 Grigori Rasputin – a controversial spiritual figure in Russian history.
5 Osho – a spiritual teacher known for controversial teachings and communes.
6 Jesus Christ – the foundational figure of Christianity.
No people of color? WTF racist
5 has the best quote. I don’t agree with the sentiment (most days), but it is absolutely hilarious: " […] democracy basically means government by the people, of the people, for the people… but the people are… retarded."
Just say removed
Nvm didn’t know lol
Marie Curie’s fans are practically radioactive.
Colin Mockery in square one.
2 Manly P. Hall – known for writings on esoteric philosophy.
That picture is actually of Gerald Gardner, the guy who founded (kind of? Its complicated) the religion of Wicca.
That’s literally Gerald’s Wikipedia picture, while Manley Hall kina looks like he’d be a groyper twink if he were alive today


To answer the question though, white Jesus easily has the most toxic fan club, by sheer volume of followers.
Anton LaVey was an edgy fuck though, so he probably gets 2nd place for just being kinda cringe ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The second guy looks like he smoked a lot of weed.
Trick question, the answer is always Beyonce
Not Taylor Swift?
You take that back or so help me I will end you
I recommend studying Crowley and Osho.
#6 m’lord
7 Apophis - once an extremely powerful Goa’uld System Lord. Arch enemy of the Tau’ri, he impersonated the ancient Egyptian deity of chaos, darkness and fire.

what about the Ori? or Sokar? or Setesh? or even Bal?
I shall deal with the Ori after I have conquered the System Lords.
Apophis is a false god. Say it with me, it’s what you really believe.
You will pay for your insolence. With your life.

Jaffa, kree!
…why aren’t you kreeing?!
We’re past such formalities.
Which one has people knocking on my door again?
That’s probably those damned Rasputin’s Witnesses.

(explanation: satanists are generally chill, and he looks like Kane 🤣)
CoS/LaVey are more like the petulant libertarian flavor of satanism.
Satanic Temple are the chill ones
That is excellent information, thank you!
Taken per capita, probably LaVey. Taken as “Total harm done” it’s Jesus, no contest
if we’re talking about lemmy, it’s Stalin
Lol Anton LeVay was such an edgy loser
A carney mentalist who became a sex pope?
What did he lose?
Yea, it’s Jesus
I would honestly agree. The fanfiction is getting out of hand.






