“I like eating grilled cheese and playing with monster trucks”

You guys were all propagandized, these were pretty good.

I’ve used three-week-old fuel and I was fine, but I’m not sure about pushing it past that. If you’re a car too, you could possibly drink it to get your money’s worth. If you’d rather be safe than sorry and don’t want to risk causing harm to your engine, though, I’d just take the loss and dispose of it.

Thank you for posting this!! I can’t get an erection. I tried using an AMD driver the other day with my NVIDIA card and was stumped why my screen was blank. I’d give you gold if I could!

Was thinking of nails or other tough forms of keratin on the third line, thought it was about demon horns or something before I remembered that hair is made of keratin.

You all have an hour.

Ah, the same reasons people do it.

you don’t realize it’s about anal

I hope Godzilla and Juliet realize their love for eachother…

Plug your old laptops into your living room TV, buy a wireless mouse/keyboard combo, and you’ve got the ultimate media machine that you have full control over. I always do this whenever I move.

Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.

Goochie goochie goo!! 🫴

Nobody:

thing me like

vs

thing me no like

Nahhh but “thing me like” is crazyyy 💀💀💀

Jazz music stops

Everybody liked that

Free me from this hell

Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.

Powdered milk for more milk per milk

this is the mandildo effect in action dude

I could have sworn he had both arms on his side

okay ❤️

yay ❤️

ranch is good