I did it. You didn’t even make an attempt.

Can’t leave, everyone has already boarded and they’ve closed the doors.

Also, no leaving your seat until after takeoff.

The photo is clearly AI. His face is too big, and there isn’t a gaping hole in his neck.

Somebody has to have ported Crysis to the NES, right? That uses the same MOS6502 CPU (but has some beefier graphics hardware)

A different error each time?

Get somebody else to pull it.

Tenuous at best.

The article is literally about workers’ opinions based on conducted polls, so the title is accurate. Whether or not these agree with labor statistics collected by an increasingly dubious government is a different subject.

Try reading the article.

It’s because they ran out of fecks

Honk

His mistake was getting caught.

What about feckless hippies that sold out to the neoliberals?

Paywall, but we can safely assume the answer is “no” per usual.

tl;dr why did it have to be snakes?

Not for long!

That’s moot. They just can’t let the poors have any money.

To be fair, maple syrup is fucking amazing.

Well, I know better than to post comics in his language and butcher it.

I call bullshit. That’s a ridiculous argument to use in the same sentence as an archaic form of “sacrifice.”