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  • Tetragrade@leminal.spaceto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonemetarule
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    8 days ago

    My pronouns are

    function getPronouns() {
        const dateNow = new Date();
    
        if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) {
            return "clown/clownself";
        }
        else {
            const timeNow = dateNow.getTime();
            if(timeNow%3 === 0) {
                return "they/them";
            }
            else if(timeNow%5 === 0) {
                return "she/her";
            }
            else if(timeNow%7 === 0) {
                return "he/him";
            }
            else {
                return "void/voidself";
            }
        }
    }
    
    console.log(getPronouns());
    

    Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.



  • Israel is a bizarre comparison. I support Iran’s right to exist, and the connection is that both of them are vile offensive wars aimed at killing people or removing their right to self-determination.

    Neither Russia nor Israel is going to outright state their maximalist territorial aims, because it would unite their enemies and some people are hopeful or stupid enough to take them in good faith. However, both are ultranationalist organisations, and their ideal world is one where every other ethnicity is eradicated or subsumed by their own. While that’s not realistically possible, they’ll try to achieve the closest thing that is.

    If you genuinely believe either of them you’re just gullible, I don’t know how else to say it.

    In regards to Donetsk etc, I see no evidence that there’s legit internal support for separatism, and on that basis they’re not legit. If the Russian govt believed that it existed they’d surely would have pushed for a robust and independent plebecite to provide legitimacy to their buffer states. That they tried to stuff the ballots, shows that it’s a crock of shit.




  • Oh my god man, it’s you. You’re the antinazi for brainlessly parroting every Russian pro-war talking point while claiming to be anti war. Yes the fastest way to end a fight is to kill him.

    You know what they call a serial killer that kills serial killers?

    The particular conflict in Ukraine is between two capitalist nations. It’s a conflict between fascists & liberals to decide which tricolor is cooler. Call them both fascist if you want because it changes nothing. Every day they fight and die, the elites become 1% more fascist, and the people 1% more miserable.

    And if Russia wins, the Ukranian people get to be exploited by maximally fascist ghouls, while being made even more miserable, that’s all. Why the hell would you support that.



  • DMG: Acronym, Dungeon Master’s Guide.

    Powergaming [verb]: The practice of optimising games above all other concerns, even fun.

    Chud [noun]: A horrible creature that lives in the sewers and survives by licking piss off of boots. Sort like a goblin or ghoul.

    Slop [noun]: Art that is of low quality.

    Treantmonk [proper noun]: popular Youtuber that designs genuinely impressive powergaming builds for 5e, but frequently uses bad-faith arguments like this.

    “X has been a disaster for Y”: A snowclone, ah, alas, I forget where this one comes from.