Hate is too weak a word for what I feel towards reform candidates. I’d tear them down and salt the earth upon which they stood.

People assume I can’t speak Welsh either.

There’s a pizza recipe on github.

What.

I know, I’ll try opening this one.

“Uh, hey, batman, there’s, uh, there’s just one more thing…”

Margaret Thatcher.

What a happy fucking day.

It must have been a right bastard getting all those mice to wear armour.

Having a wank, clicked share by accident. We’ve all done it.

Having a wall, clicked share by accident. We’ve all done it.

Water type pokemon

Water type pokemon

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hearsink

Microphone.

Bonus points for repeating in paint that will wash off. Then you get double evasion.

Get off my lawn, you goddamn hippies!

Before maralago, there was Jordan.

Oh. Thanks.

He was at home, fucking his couch.

Well, fuck.