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Cake day: January 9th, 2026

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  • I’d be okay with adopting. However, I would probably try a biological kid first, because I’m interested in how all those evolutionary parenting instincts would kick in, as I hear they are supposed to with your own genetic offspring.

    I am sure that, given the responsibility of being a parent to an adopted child, I would care for them and love them with fierce and unstoppable devotion. I’ve got an adopted sister and she’s my sister, no question. My partner’s got a kid, and though I’m not really a father figure to them at this point in the relationship, I would burn the world down before seeing them hurt.

    So in summary, as a man, adopting seems to be just as good as bio.


  • I have seen lots of small kids do the movements in different ways, even before they would plausibly have seen the stereotypical dance in media. There is definitely a biological component to it; bending slightly and moving does seem to strengthen the muscles that hold in the pee.

    I agree that more research is required. Perhaps the Ignobel Prize could commission some research, since they will probably be awarding the people who do it anyway.

    An official IgNobel grants scheme, btw, seems like it might attract a lot of crowdfunding from interested shitposters from all over the internet. I’d definitely throw in a hundo every year.