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Humor@lemmy.world
I’ve worked fully in office jobs where I would swear 80% of the staff spent most of their day trying to find ways look busy while fucking around. Turns out if you treat adults like children, they will act like children.
Humor@lemmy.world
Just started a fully in office job for the first time in years. The job market is shit and I’ve got bills to pay. Planning to leave for another WFH job ASAP.
ProgrammingI rarely use LLM’s for generating code. Usually, by the time I’ve provided all the necessary context, I might as well have just written the code myself. I do use LLM’s for doing research. As long as it’s understood that the response is only as accurate as the source material, they often do a decent job of distilling down to what I’m actually looking for.
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”
You can terminate the wires in a junction box as long as the box remains accessible and has a cover. You might also label it with the panel slot #.
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
On one hand, it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you wish you were alone. I learned this the hard way.
On the other hand, to have companionship is wonderful. I was almost 30 before I met the love of my life. She is a VERY quiet person. To the point where it was a little unnerving at first. One day, for some reason, she mustered the courage to ask me out on a date. I didn’t know how big a deal that was for her at the time. But I know from experience that dudes don’t get asked out often and I was impressed. That was almost 10 years ago.
She’s learned how to open up a lot more. She’s still quiet, quieter than me anyway, but she can also be a lot of fun. More importantly, she’s a good and honorable person, a good mom, and great wife. She’s my best friend and I’m grateful that I get to share my life with her.
Relax, guy!
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world
I believe they’re referring to “Cantoring”, wherein parts of the liturgy are sung by the priest/minister.
Some Protestant churches also do this.
I gave up chipping brush. Had the same problem with the Harbor Freight special. Easier to just throw it in a pile and burn it if that’s an option.
Memes@sopuli.xyz
You can get away with a lot on a construction job site by picking up a 2x4 and walking with purpose.
memes@lemmy.world
💍 Excited to Announce My Next Chapter
To my soon-to-be life partner and key stakeholder —
After extensive due diligence and a multi-year vetting process, I am thrilled to announce that I have accepted your proposal and am ready to onboard as your spouse, effective immediately.
When we first connected, I wasn’t actively looking. But sometimes the best opportunities find you.
You came into my life at a pivotal inflection point, and I knew — after just a few touchpoints — that our synergies were undeniable. Your core competencies complement my growth areas in ways I never anticipated. Together, our combined bandwidth is truly greater than the sum of our parts.
Today, I want to publicly commit to the following KPIs for our partnership:
- 📈 Continuous investment in your personal and professional development
- 🤝 Showing up as a collaborative thought partner, especially during Q4 of life
- 💡 Bringing my authentic self to every interaction, even the difficult ones
- 🔄 Iterating on our relationship with a growth mindset and radical transparency
- 🏆 Celebrating your wins as loudly as I celebrate my own — if not louder
I don’t take this role lightly. I know there will be challenges. Pivots. Moments where we need to realign on our shared vision. But I am fully committed to doing the work, leaning in, and never letting perfect be the enemy of good.
You are not just my partner. You are my north star, my biggest champion, and honestly? The best culture fit I have ever encountered.
I am so grateful to the mentors, connectors, and mutual connections who helped us get here. You know who you are.
Here’s to building something truly disruptive — together. 🥂
I’m open to questions. Let’s connect.
#Blessed #NewBeginnings #LifePartnership #GrowthMindset #Grateful #OpenToOpportunities (just kidding) #ForeverSeries #MarriedLife
Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world
…It puts the lotion it’s skin….
Ask LemmyTWO HANDS IS TWICE THE FUN.
YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT STROKING YOHR CHIN IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME CRANKING YOUR HOG!
Science Memes@mander.xyz
“So this is J.T. Cornpone. He has mutism.”
Me: “Well, technically it’s not mutism. That’s a physiological… Fuck. Now I have to move again.”
TIL my wife is a predator. At some point while we were dating, she made the absolutely disgusting move of turning 30 on my sweet, innocent little 29 year old self.
Oh God. How could I let it get this bad?
Programmer Humor“Users will completely understand the increased outages if we just eliminate the point-and-click UI that we’ve spent the last 30+ years getting them used to and instead give them a chat bot that they have to repeatedly type detailed instructions to for marginal results at best.”
– Vibe CEO’s Everywhere
Ye olde septic system finally quit?
Glen Campbell, Dolly Parton.
I’ve worked fully in office jobs where I would swear 80% of the staff spent most of their day trying to find ways look busy while fucking around. Turns out if you treat adults like children, they will act like children.
Just started a fully in office job for the first time in years. The job market is shit and I’ve got bills to pay. Planning to leave for another WFH job ASAP.
Oh. A wise guy, eh?
I rarely use LLM’s for generating code. Usually, by the time I’ve provided all the necessary context, I might as well have just written the code myself. I do use LLM’s for doing research. As long as it’s understood that the response is only as accurate as the source material, they often do a decent job of distilling down to what I’m actually looking for.
“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”
You can terminate the wires in a junction box as long as the box remains accessible and has a cover. You might also label it with the panel slot #.
On one hand, it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you wish you were alone. I learned this the hard way.
On the other hand, to have companionship is wonderful. I was almost 30 before I met the love of my life. She is a VERY quiet person. To the point where it was a little unnerving at first. One day, for some reason, she mustered the courage to ask me out on a date. I didn’t know how big a deal that was for her at the time. But I know from experience that dudes don’t get asked out often and I was impressed. That was almost 10 years ago.
She’s learned how to open up a lot more. She’s still quiet, quieter than me anyway, but she can also be a lot of fun. More importantly, she’s a good and honorable person, a good mom, and great wife. She’s my best friend and I’m grateful that I get to share my life with her.
Relax, guy!
I believe they’re referring to “Cantoring”, wherein parts of the liturgy are sung by the priest/minister.
Some Protestant churches also do this.
I gave up chipping brush. Had the same problem with the Harbor Freight special. Easier to just throw it in a pile and burn it if that’s an option.
You can get away with a lot on a construction job site by picking up a 2x4 and walking with purpose.
💍 Excited to Announce My Next Chapter
To my soon-to-be life partner and key stakeholder —
After extensive due diligence and a multi-year vetting process, I am thrilled to announce that I have accepted your proposal and am ready to onboard as your spouse, effective immediately.
When we first connected, I wasn’t actively looking. But sometimes the best opportunities find you.
You came into my life at a pivotal inflection point, and I knew — after just a few touchpoints — that our synergies were undeniable. Your core competencies complement my growth areas in ways I never anticipated. Together, our combined bandwidth is truly greater than the sum of our parts.
Today, I want to publicly commit to the following KPIs for our partnership:
I don’t take this role lightly. I know there will be challenges. Pivots. Moments where we need to realign on our shared vision. But I am fully committed to doing the work, leaning in, and never letting perfect be the enemy of good.
You are not just my partner. You are my north star, my biggest champion, and honestly? The best culture fit I have ever encountered.
I am so grateful to the mentors, connectors, and mutual connections who helped us get here. You know who you are.
Here’s to building something truly disruptive — together. 🥂
I’m open to questions. Let’s connect.
#Blessed #NewBeginnings #LifePartnership #GrowthMindset #Grateful #OpenToOpportunities (just kidding) #ForeverSeries #MarriedLife
…It puts the lotion it’s skin….
TWO HANDS IS TWICE THE FUN.
YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT STROKING YOHR CHIN IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME CRANKING YOUR HOG!
“So this is J.T. Cornpone. He has mutism.”
Me: “Well, technically it’s not mutism. That’s a physiological… Fuck. Now I have to move again.”
TIL my wife is a predator. At some point while we were dating, she made the absolutely disgusting move of turning 30 on my sweet, innocent little 29 year old self.
Oh God. How could I let it get this bad?
“Users will completely understand the increased outages if we just eliminate the point-and-click UI that we’ve spent the last 30+ years getting them used to and instead give them a chat bot that they have to repeatedly type detailed instructions to for marginal results at best.”
– Vibe CEO’s Everywhere
Ye olde septic system finally quit?