Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agoThe body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down12
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareThe body hasn't been found yet but everyone seems to have accepted that I've left for good.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days ago"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down10
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-square"It's just phantom limb syndrome," the doctor assured me, examining the healed stump of my amputated arm.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-square"I'll have a rib, please" The wealthy business man said to the smiling waiter.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoWe have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down13
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareWe have reached our quota and will stop deporting illegal immigrants.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agoMy friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down132
arrow-up1-21arrow-down1imageMy friend's pre-fall family heirloom kept beeping faster, but still, we found nothing.plus-squarelemmy.worldGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
mudkip@lemdro.idEnglish · 8 days agoI was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wiresplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down14
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareI was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wiresplus-squaremudkip@lemdro.idEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIn my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareIn my business, the competition will do the work for you if you sit back and wait long enough.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
SSTF@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoInformation on comet C/2022 Whiro is approved for public release.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareInformation on comet C/2022 Whiro is approved for public release.plus-squareSSTF@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orgEnglish · 2 months agoYour license key has expiredplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareYour license key has expiredplus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orgEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago"Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-square"Then, Jeffrey gently sat a black box on his lap"plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoHe hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down113
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHe hummed gently as he wrote my life into rhyme and turned my recent heartbreak to soft poetry.plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
cm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agoI told my therapist the little girl at the foot of my bed only appears when I talk about her, so I’ve stayed silent for years.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down111
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareI told my therapist the little girl at the foot of my bed only appears when I talk about her, so I’ve stayed silent for years.plus-squarecm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
cm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months ago“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down18
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-square“I wish my dad would become a successful opera singer,” I used my first wish on his lifelong dream.plus-squarecm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
cm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agoThat one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down19
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareThat one was a clever little cutie: got loose somehow, and called the police before I could find him.plus-squarecm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
cm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months ago“I am gay, Mamma and I love him so you can go ahead and disown me; I’m not letting him go!”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down16
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-square“I am gay, Mamma and I love him so you can go ahead and disown me; I’m not letting him go!”plus-squarecm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
cm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agoShe wasn’t worried about the operation at all, removing your appendix is a pretty standard procedure and the anesthetics were already starting to work.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down16
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareShe wasn’t worried about the operation at all, removing your appendix is a pretty standard procedure and the anesthetics were already starting to work.plus-squarecm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
cm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agoIt’s said that transplant recipients sometimes take on traits of their donors.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down18
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareIt’s said that transplant recipients sometimes take on traits of their donors.plus-squarecm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
cm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agoOn her knees before the cathedral’s crucifix, a nun begged Jesus for forgiveness, prayed to be cleansed of her lustful thoughts.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down12
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareOn her knees before the cathedral’s crucifix, a nun begged Jesus for forgiveness, prayed to be cleansed of her lustful thoughts.plus-squarecm0002@europe.pubEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 months agoI finally installed the new power source on my company's cutting-edge supercomputer!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI finally installed the new power source on my company's cutting-edge supercomputer!plus-squaretgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 months agoWe watched the live stream of the children dancing.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down11
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareWe watched the live stream of the children dancing.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
