My Turkish friend says there’s a running joke of “The Turkish military has the largest gay porn collection in the world”
it reflects that on the online sites
The 301st Power Bottom Division was a decorated outfit before the Turkish military instituted this policy.
Of course the clerical class wants gay porn “for research purposes”.
The all-holy ones, who only do holy things to their altar boys.
hey now, this is Turkey, not the Vatican.
So apparently tops aren’t gay?
iirc greeks like Spartans looked at it this way. funny how people feel the need to make distinctions, we’re a strange species.
No no no no you misunderstand
Bottoms are women
It’s only gay if the penises touch.
Yeah this is what really stood out to me! Like wtf??
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish recruitment office?
Sounds like Turkish military recruiters have a bit of a fetish …
Boner spurs
What if you’re not gay just a guy who likes having sex with men
you get news (ur gay)
It’s not gay if the balls aren’t touching
It’s not gay if you say “no homo” first
WTF y’all be fucking creeps!
What kind of tax is this??
Blackmail tax, or ‘we’ll prosecute you under anti-gay laws or something later’ tax.
Somewhere there is some prevented genius Turrk just getting away with it.
Turkish oïl wrestling…
Finally an ethical application for generative AI
And the photos must show you as the passive partner
So I guess you and your partner have to switch positions and each have a photo to get out of it. No two for one!
So I can’t be gay if I’m the one sucking dick?
Not according to them!
You hear that?! It’s only gay if your recieve so you can pound as many man-ass’s your dick can handle!
Historically speaking, this isnt wrong… Im not a historian, but I think its recorded that alexander the great and Julius Ceasar were known to bang dudes, but it wasnt considered gay back then because giving dick wasnt gay, only receiving was…
Throw in that athenian politician who has a name I never remember… One of the ‘charges’ against him was that he was acting as a bottom despite being older. The athenian pederasty had the older man taking a younger man as ‘appropriate,’ while the reverse was viewed as scandalous.
Alternative explanation - the Turkish army is okay with gays as long as they are dominant.
Which… strangely makes sense.
I mean we’re not going to explain bottom shaming to the Turkish military but the bottom does not have to be sub. Dom bottom is absolutely a thing.
even between heteronormative gays that logic is normal and that’s why i despise them any time they belittle bottoms









