This dog is the offspring of a rat and a dust bunny. I say that with love.

When my pup sleeps with me, he refuses to get up even when I want to feed him. I’ll try to pick him up and he’ll roll over on his back. If he doesn’t sleep with me, he’s always ready for an adventure.

I want that dog to be perched on my shoulder

Meanwhile, the cat: [already hiding under the bed]