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Brit here, all the elements are correct but jeez please cook all of that for at least twice as long

Sean Lock

The first time I’ve felt genuine shock at a celebrity death, RIP undisputed Carrot in a Box champion

Chevron seven locked

Because the op photo is AI

Something’s not right though - as someone else posted below, the suit is wrong, the Artemis suits don’t have a zip down the front

British and living in the UK - my experience is quite the opposite actually, never read HG Wells but have read 20,000 Leagues, Around the World, and Journey to the Centre of the Earth multiple times, though I come from quite a francophone family so that might have had an influence.

Obviously I’m aware of Wells and his works, but I’d say Verne is just as culturally familiar here as Wells is

FYI it’s possible to create duplicate keys from pictures of them, so I wouldn’t recommend posting pictures of your keys online

How do you fare in airport scanners?

I was about to say

-Roz probably

1/1/1970, epoch baby

There are several rivers in England called the Derwent.

One of them flows into the Ouse in Yorkshire, another flows into the Trent in Derbyshire, both of which later combine to form the Humber estuary, so the Humber has two Derwents in it

My favourite part of this was when he showed up with several guys wearing these things TO COURT, yknow that place you’re absolutely not allowed to record stuff?

Bienvenue dans le presse-papiers Gboard. Le texte que vous copiez est enregistré ici.

I don’t think this is AI, all I see is a perfectly normal picture of BoJo on a train with all his normal features

Gatelight, girlkeep, gasboss

Seconded, love Sam but as long as Eurovision still has Israel in it I’m not watching

I’m just a snowman, nobody loves me

He’s just a snowman, from a snow family