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Cake day: June 18th, 2023

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  • ##Verse 1

    Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?

    Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?

    It’s swell to have a stiffy

    It’s divine to own a dick

    From the tiniest little tadger

    To the world’s biggest prick

    ##Verse 2

    So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

    Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend

    Your Percy or your cock

    You can wrap it up in ribbons

    You can slip it in your sock

    But don’t take it out in public

    Or they will stick you in the dock

    And you won’t come back

    [Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much