Let’s say you’re arrival, and the United Kingdom suddenly wants to rule over you. Would you accept this change?
Or if you’re South American - should Spain be in control?
All autonomous countries that exists now should stay that way. No other country should invade and take control.
I like mixing cases when providing lists:
a) because it subverts expectations, and
•plust also confuses people.
Growing cannabis. I’m a noob, but it’s just so fun! Got 320 grams from my last plant.
I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!
The final episode of the new season of Malcolm in the Middle. I really enjoyed the new season! So, on Saturday.
And here i was, thinking there was only YouPorn.
Look at this nazi over here, trying to justify their views as a nazi. Typical Nazis.
The in-laws ISP stated that their IPTV was not working properly because… They need a new HDMI cable…
They got a new one - did it work? Nope!
So they called again - this time, they stated the cause was because they changed the default WiFi name and password… 🤦
He should get a shot to the face.
Hi Walnut!! Who’s a good boy?
Nogen jeg kender i Norge (der tilfeldigvis var dansker) cyklet altid til arbejde. En dag det regnet, cyklet han over nogle glatte stener i meget lav fart - han faldt og slog hovedet. Han kan ikke gå i dag, og er blevet førtidspensionist. Han brugte hjelm, men stadig fik han skader. Havde han ikke brugt hjelm, havde han mest sandsynligt været død, og det var i en fart på omkring 5km i timen!
I’m hungry. When do we eat?
Dude, I can only get so erect!
I trust China more than i trust the United States of Trump.
Not quite, but he’s only 8.5 kilos, so I do carry him often.
Wallet, phone, and my dog.
Let’s do the pillory first, then, if they survive that, the prize is the guillotine.
A friend asked me if I’d have the option to live forever, would I? No; I don’t want to spend eternity floating around the galaxy.