But you’ll burn all the children he has locked up inside. Best to shoot them in the head and steal everything.

No worries.

Biding?

No this is great! Very original

Do you think his wife and kids are any different? They probably talk about how the “kid was just being stupid” and “everyone makes racist comments at one time or another” around the dinner table while listening to John Denver

You’re right. That IS a fun fact.