Go to school for 20 years, manage to land a job, get assigned to putting underpants on rats. Nice.
TomMasz
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TomMasz@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•How much brainrot can you handleEnglish
4·1 month agoMove over, Cybermen, Tiremen are the new Dr. Who villains.
Not wrong. But also wrong.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
Offbeat@lemmy.ca•US judge dismisses $100,000 suit over spiciness of New York taqueria’s sauceEnglish
10·1 month agoNo matter whether it’s labeled or not, you don’t start ladling on the salsa until you’ve tasted it first. What a maroon.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Everyone brings up leatherman multi tools, this is the real edc shit.English
10·1 month agoI would give my life for Santiago.
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
I bet she laughs at salad, too.
That’s only 14 hot dogs per person. Totally reasonable for two adults or six kids in trench coats.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
news@lemmings.world•Blue books make a comeback at colleges in the AI era. Why not "chisels," critic mocksEnglish
4·1 month agoIt’s absolutely ruined introductory programming classes.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•(Roughly) how old are you and how did you come to be on Lemmy?English
16·1 month agoLate 60s. Came here on the heels of the death of Apollo and the Reddit API fiasco.
TomMasz@piefed.socialtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Alpha sardine vs beta chickenEnglish
6·1 month agoMaster debater there.
But not for long.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
Technology@lemmy.world•One in four CEOs say AI is a bubble but will continue investingEnglish
981·1 month ago25% of CEOs know they’re throwing money away, but can’t stop because 100% of CEOs are throwing money away.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Aurora ICE detainees are malnourished and forced to work, advocates reportEnglish
3·1 month agoWe’ve gone full circle. Which was the intention, even if some didn’t think so.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Wrong answers only - WHY didn't Kim ever get promoted?English
6·1 month agoHis first name isn’t really Harry, it’s Hitler. Once Starfleet learned the truth, it realized it could never promote him for fear the secret would come out.
The ants are just extra protein.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
politics @lemmy.world•‘His brain is broken’: Critics torch ‘unstable’ Trump after wild social media meltdownEnglish
14·1 month ago“Torch”, “Blast”, etc. are funny words that mean nothing to someone who doesn’t pay attention to anyone other than himself.
TomMasz@piefed.socialto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•My mom really love NBC Good News tonight. How come there isn't a show where they report on the good news of the day instead of all the bad crap all the time?English
5·1 month agoThe purpose of the news isn’t to make you feel good, it’s to inform you of what’s happening outside your front door. But there’s neither time nor space to tell you everything, so some editorial work is required to distill it down to something you can reasonably absorb. Every news source has a different policy around how that is done, obviously. Good news has its audience, but it’s smaller than the one for other kinds of news. And since news costs money to gather, news outlets rely on advertising as a primary source of income. A bigger audience brings in more advertisers and more money, ergo, bad news is the way to go.
Not a theologian, but I think this is blasphemy.




What were they thinking? “Nineteenth-century Irish stereotypes in space” was offensive when this first aired, and it hasn’t aged well.