And Reagan went and created his own Star Wars program

It’s like poetry, it rhymes

It’s me. Dump your socialist boyfriend so I can be his rebound relationship

“Touch me, I yell ‘rat’”

“You mean our most popular entrée?”

Well I just so happen to be the Cat Treat King of Chicago

Well my pull request simplified all time zones to just UTC +8:45 so we never have to worry about it again

Still waiting on that same page to load

Give me a few months and I’ll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron

The Ukrainian point of view is that Russia somehow infiltrated both regions, faked a 90+% vote for independence in those regions, and invaded when Ukraine denied their independence.

I mean…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1938_Austrian_Anschluss_referendum

They need the extra help, just imagine how gay it would be if their socks came off

And it’s neither good horny posting nor good propaganda, they need to up their troll game

Have I got the tool for you

Pokémon Go to the Polls Enlistment Office

Hey, I’d appreciate it if you made a new account for each post and comment you make, seeing the same username on each of them is advertising and deeply offends me

At least Zoidberg means well, RFK Jr. has more in common with the brain slugs or the gas station egg salad sandwiches

But my laptop doesn’t have a PS/2 port :(

Don’t forget fiber. No way is a bowlful of ground beef, tomato sauce, and cheese easy on someone’s digestive system