

If you mess up your bosses’ hair, there’ll be hell toupee


If you mess up your bosses’ hair, there’ll be hell toupee


I was about to complain yet again “that’s not how it works”, but then I looked up the text again and this is explicitly allowed. Congress can set up a commission that basically takes the place of the Cabinet for 25th Amendment purposes. So now all this talk of the 25th amendment makes a bit more sense to me.
They still need a 2/3 margin in both houses even after the commission makes their determination, because the idiot is guaranteed to contest it. But maybe there is some truth to the idea that Republicans won’t vote to impeach but would vote to declare him incompetent, based on his dumb tweets


Take off, ya hoser


Oh, I gave up on the Jets a loooong time ago (sometime in the Richard Todd/Ken O’Brien era). The Bills are my team now.
What’s worse, having a perennially bad team or having a great team who gets so close then can’t quite get there?


Um Ackshually, there are many places where even “undocumented” people can be considered “registered” in this sense. “Undocumented” simply means lacking the authorization to be (and work) in the country, and is really just a minor paperwork violation unless an actual crime is committed in rhe process.
So, many localities will try and integrate these people into the community, and provide them the same local services everyone else gets, by simply not asking them to show their passport first. So, they might be able to get their name on utility bills, and use that as proof of residency to get a drivers’ license, in spite of their lack of status. (This notion that undocumented people still deserve human dignity really irks Conservatives, even though they all had ancestors who held the same status here at some point.)
This is really at the heart of what a “sanctuary city” policy is all about. It’s a recognition that a local government has a responsibility to all people living in it, regardless of their immigration status. And that local officials really don’t have the tools to be able to determine that anyway, so a local official won’t care about someone’s immigration status unless they are on the wrong side if the law. (Which also exposes the lie that these cities are less safe. If anything, sanctuary policies make it easier to kick out the miscreants, because no one is spending time chasing down undocumented people who are not causing trouble, leaving more time to find the bad eggs)


When does Football season start?


Maybe Trump will fire him
Preferably out of a cannon


It’s not his worst week, he hasn’t killed a pope yet


I would start with Duck Soup.
Which Marx Brother is your favorite?


The common rationale for giving out tax breaks to businesses is that they provide jobs in the community. Whenever I read about some business getting a tax benefit where I live, it is usually put into the context of how many jobs they will be generating. The tax breaks are given to spur growth in the local community.
The thing is, a data center doesn’t really generate many jobs locally. Yes, there is construction work, but that’s not guaranteed to be done by local firms and is temporary anyway. Then, once a data center opens, there really isn’t that much staff needed to operate it. The whole point is you set up your stuff and it runs there without human intervention, 24/7/365.24 . There may be enough technicians to manage equipment installs, and other technicians that mind the power and cooling systems, but it’s a fraction of what other business with the same footprint would need.
So if your goal by handing out tax breaks is to create jobs, then data centers are not a good place to spend that money.


The folks who wrote that book of the Bible probably has Nero in mind when they wrote it. But there have been narcissistic assholes since the beginning of time, and it’s no accident that many of the descriptions of Nero from 2000 years ago also fit Trump.


No wonder all those women pick the bear


Obama’s just as bad, though, he wore that tan suit that one time


I know it’s kind of sexist, but I keep thinking they are talking about the “Strait of Hormones” and that all these fat old men are just having Irritable Male Syndrome, just with more missiles and death than if women were in charge.


There are backup plans, they are just more costly. Big Gas companies will just pass that cost down the line. Trust me, those companies were never in danger of losing money.


No, you won’t have to pay taxes on that cash when importing it. But you can bet that CBP will ask nosy questions about where you got it. And unless you can satisfy them that you got it by legitimate means, they will assume you got it by illegal means and confiscate it. It’s called “civil asset forfeiture”. Look it up.
However, as a US citizen you still technically owe income taxes on all your worldwide income. But you would settle that with the IRS regardless of whether or not the money ever makes it back to the US.
Now, this situation is one of the few legitimate use cases for crypto. Find someone locally who will sell you a few hundred BTC with that cash, and now CBP has nothing to find at the airport. Then cash it out once you are in the States. The IRS would still be interested in where you got the money, because they monitor all the ways to get cash out of the Crypto ecosystem into the US. But, as long as you have documentation of your lottery win (and crypto transfers) and file it all it shouldn’t be an issue. I would prefer to take my chances as a documemted rich person by the IRS than as a rando who shows up at Newark with a briefcase of foreign currency.


Stephen Miller as a young man:



The toilet handled solid and liquid waste differently. Solid waste was stored for disposal on earth, liquid waste was stored in a smaller container and intended to be periodically vented out into the void. But the mechanism for that froze, and the container they had to store it in was too small for the whole trip, so they had to use a backup supply of pee bags for pee instead of the toilet.
I wonder if we were saved from an even worse fate, and if the toilet had worked as planned we would be destroyed at some point in the future by a race of aliens who we accidentally peed on when we threw our pee overboard in space
Did they record the wrestling match? That would be fun to watch.