Hot take: screens are good if you can program them, neutral if they just play media, and evil if they have infinite scroll apps

Sharks are older than trees

… And yet …

Honestly can he just become a taxidermist at this point? Better job fit

OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

Look at that sloppy BS under the eagle

Trash

Uranus! Gottem! Sorry y’all I’m just talking shit here

Is she holding an enema bag?

Hell yeah

Relevant: https://youtube.com/shorts/co9ue2CQjEA

Honestly, same

Looks like a small rolling table, desk, or nightstand would make a fine base. With a monitor stand like that you will probably want a flat horizontal surface to clamp onto. Perhaps there is another type of stand that would be more suited to pole mounting

Based

PRAISE ALLAH

I, for one, am shocked!

My cat can have a hamburger sometimes, as a treat

Aww, come on, just this once as a treat???

Aka Burner Sober

Weird, I don’t usually make up stories like that… nevertheless you are correct and I was wrong! Glad to see it in this case.

But I am le tired