I just buy single barrels of crude and refine it at home the way god intended

Sewing spoon

Actually I’m a marine astrobiologist and that chance is really really high

molt bè

The V-Meter is all you need

https://www.velominati.com/technology/technology-simplified-the-v-meter/

By selling fossil fuels to other countries?

Rip in peace jj!

According to Kurt Vonnegut specifically

Stay prayed up fam

I think it would be fine to just build the stations in big cities. Nobody is demanding high speed rail across Alaska.

Jesus Christ

China is bigger and has a great high-speed rail network.

Too dangerous for the general public. Better just give it to fucking CrowdStrike then.

Totally superior then

There’s no sign saying you can’t use your wang to open the door. It’s just as fast and keeps your hands clean so you never need to wash them.

What’s wrong with Cho Chang?

Hoooo! Did you understand? Yes / No.

How soon until Quebec joins the Bloc de L’nux?

Wasn’t this foretold in Infinite Jest?

Proto-Austronesian